Very Disappointed
The Sovreign
Sporting a beard
A sexy kind of look
Favors the color black
Along with some silver
His favorite is the fourth one in
Likes rough foreplay
Popular with the ladeis
Not too bright though
Ended up dead at Ares hand
The Jester Assassin
Iolaus
The same yet different
A jester with his stick
Talking for it too
Not a very good ventirloquest
Brave at heart
Needed to believe
A fresh start
Is what he sought
Quite the inventor
Entered a new world
Found himself love
Left the world behind
Went into the sea with his love
Shy
Aphrodite
A fully clothes Goddess
Shy and quite demure
Different place in the pantheon
She's the Queen in this world
Forced to marry the Sovreign
To save Zeus who's been poisoned
Likes to make an entrance
Looking lovely in virginal black
A Lover
Ares
The God of Love
Clad all in white
A clean shaven face
Worried about his butt
A lover not a fighter
But he does his part
Quite a different God
Shudders at his name
The crazy God of War
Cupid is he in this land
The Sex Kitten
Xena
Not a warrior is she
A shorter hair do
With long pointed nails
Still a smart one
A stash of hind's blood
Nothing without her baubles
Cozy with the Sovreign
Has more skills than she though
The Exectutioner
Gabrielle
Quite different is she
As day is to night
Out she comes
When the Sovreign calls
Spinning all around
Wielding her axe
Chopping heads off as she goes
Stop her with one good punch
The Sociopath
The Empress
A familiar face
Hot with the Sovreign
Enjoys to play games
Torture's her ambrosia
Just spin the wheel
Where everyone loses
And she wings
Laughing at their screams
No one likes her very much
Hurt at that thought
The Host
Falafel
Quite the favored cook here
Working for the Empress
Spinning the wheel
A flashy dresser
With poofy hair
Doles out death
Plays along to save his ass
The Rebel
Joxer
In with the rebels
A very different man
No silly hat has he
Or cooking implements for armor
A genuine warrior with skills
Actually quite competent
Ares The God Of Love
I am a lover not a fighter.
Do these make my butt look big?
Where is the love?
Why can't we all just get along?
I can't bear to look but I can't help but take a peek.
Love At First Sight
Wants to see the world
Runs away from home
Two from different worlds
Starting a new life
She sees him in action
Liking what she sees
She seeks him out
They melt into a kiss
Love is in the air
Not feeling worthy
Secret that each must reveal
Proved himself in battle
A bitter truth was found out
Back to the sea she must go
Leaving him behind with a heavy heart
Longing
Thinking of his love
Wanting her desperately
Seeing her wherever he looks
Finds her back on land
About to marry another
To save her father
The trident was stolen
Now it's just useless
Stalled the wedding
While a new trident was made
Even facing death
Only had eyes for each other
A proposal of marriage
Reunited in love
Found a way to be together
Join her in the sea
Entering a new world below
Trading in his legs for fins
When having a fighting lesson make sure you're well padded.
Now put them up. Fighting isn't just physical it's about outsmarting your opponent. Most battles are won before the first punch is ever thrown. Hercules
You should use your head.
Fighting Tips
1. When someone takes a swing at you block it.
2. Don't allow yourself to get distracted.
3. Don't drool over your friend's sister.
When the Goddess of Love is around anything can happen.
Not being able to keep your tentacles to yourself doesn't make you a hopeless romantic it just means you're a squid or an octopus.
Spewing ink around doesn't make a squid a writer it just makes him messy.
A mermaid shouldn't be forced to marry a squid.
Be weary when a perfos says, "Trust me I'm a Goddess especially if it's Discord.
Learn to walk before you run.
Don't forget to get some clothes.
A naked girl shouldn't go up to a guy and ask if he'll be her friend.
Fish isn't good for the pores not to mention the smell to the nose.
Some people don't want to talk since they enjoy busting heads.
Sometimes your feet won't cooperate when you want to run away.
If it hurts you it hurts them.
Even potatoheads have feelings.
If you are going to throw a punch make sure to aim it outwards so you don't punch yourself in the nose.
Talking to someone instead of at a person is always a good plan.
Triton On His Daughter
When Nautica was born my brother Posedion gifted her with a heart so pure it warms the seas. She doesn't return by sunset the waters of Greece will turn to ice. Nautica has no idea how important she is. I should have told her the truth instead I tried to arrange a marriage to make her stay.
Love In The Air
When I'm with you I'm the person I always wanted to be. Because I'm afraid you won't feel the same about me when you hear what I have to say. But I promise you nothing will ever change the way I feel about you.
Watch what you say or you may end up as a pile of ash.
Goons usually go for the hard way instead of the easy way.
Just because you outnumber the good guys doesn't mean they won't wipe the floor with you.
If you're trying to comfort someone don't call him a loser.
When time is of the esence give the short version.
Make sure your disguise actually allows you to fit through the door.
Be careful when throwning a cleaver into the air because the third time might not be the charm.
Triton's Trident
No one can help now I'm dying. My trident was my source of power given to me by my father Poseidon. Half a moon past it was stolen by a mortal. I ordered her to refuse. Nautica's a headstrong girl. She thinks if she gives Lysaka what he wants he'll return what he stole but he can't. When the Cabiri made the trident she also made certain its poer would be lost in mortal hands. There's no point it's useless now.
It's very bad luck to hang the bride on her wedding day.
If you've had a bad day it's good to do some ass kicking.
It's hard to say goodbye and it gets hardier every time.
Going to a new world and getting a best friend and then going to another with your love is quite exciting.
Happy endings are a good thing even if you'll miss your friend.