Moonlight Dwelling

Entry One

This is so cool. I am now officially a Super Villain. We are the Trio me, Jonathan and Warren. We are gonna bring down the Slayer but first we need money. We have a lair in the basement which is totally cool. The bad element usually hides in the underground and that's where we are. So the adventure begins with three bad ass men.

I am summoning a demon to get us some money. We need it if we want to do everything on our To Do List. This is gonna be so cool. This town will be ours for the taking. Watch out world here we come. Darth Vader shall be our God and inspiration. The Trio will strike the fear of God into every person in this town.

Entry Two

The lair is all set with the action figures fully deployed. I'm just waiting for my Chewbacka and R2D2 action figures that I ordered from Ebay. They are in mint condition and will make an excellent addition to my collection. I suggested a Star Wars marathon tonight since we were successful with our first state. We are in the money and the Slayer took care of that pesky demon. He didn't even want any money or a robot lover.

I hope to talk Warren into making me a Christina Ricci bot to play with I mean he like totally made himself a girl so why not his buddy Andrew. We should totally come up with code names like every good villan does. I could be the Destroyer. With abs of steel I crush my victims with the hands of doom. Ha ha puny one for I shall strike you down.

Entry Three

Yes my stuff came in the mail and I got an email about some Stormtroopers which I am so getting. Since every Super Villain needs a set of wheels I got my hands on a van. I had the best idea so I had a horn put in that does the Star Wars theme song when you push it. It sounds so cool and I'm gonna pain the death star on it. Things are really shaping up.

Warren is taking care of the computer and surveillance stuff in the van since he's an electrical whiz. I can't believe he turned me down when I asked him to make a robot. I'll have to wear him down. It would be so cool to have Christina to hold hands with while walking down the street and other stuff of course.

Entry Four

I find a journal to be manly since a diary in my opinion has a touch of femininity about it. So this is a journal which will tell about all my evil deeds. This is so cool we are going to pull off a heist when that diamond comes to the museum. We are in the process of creating an invisibility ray which will be so cool but we need the diamond to fire it up.

We have a prototype for a freeze ray. It'll turn a person into a giant block of ice which is so cool. We are testing Buffy and I have the best idea. I'll summon a demon which is totally my specialty. I just have to be on the ball. We are following her around tomorrow.

First we were at the college with Warren's lint thing which made time go all wonky. It was so cool when it disappeared the second Buffy found it. Not too bad at all. Next she turned up at a construction site where I summoned up the melty demons and she totally got canned. It was a close call when we leaned on the horn.

Oopsie I kept the Star Wars theme which is so cool but not so good when it's blown and you're trying to go unnoticed. Next she was at a store and she was stuck in a time loop. It was like that X-Files episode only real. Jonathan has a magic bone which is funny. It was a draw so no one won. I totally had it in the bag.

Entry Six

We pulled off the job without a hitch. I didn't look like a mime since I wasn't wearing white makeup and I wasn't not talking. The freeze ray worked sorta only it froze Jonathan's arm. That guy totally turned into ice like an ice sculpture only with a person inside. It was like a Cracker Jacks box with a surprise inside only you can see inside. Gosh darn it I still haven't been able to talk Warren into making me a bot. Well we'll have our pick of the chicks when we get the cerebral dampener up and working.

Entry Seven

Well the invisibility ray worked but there was a major snag. I thought it would look cooler though it was kinda bulky in my opinion. The Slayer got dosed which made her the ultimate threat. Darn I really wanted to see those naked girls. Talk about the ultimate fantasy but the ray has a really bad side effect it turns you to tapioca pudding.

I can't believe he lied to us about not killing Buffy. Me and Jonathan don't want her dead. So we lost the ray since Buffy took it. It was cool to be invisible for a little while. There are so many things you could do while invisible. Maybe an invisibility cloak would be better since you can take it on and off and not actually change your body since you're visible still underneath.

Entry Eight

Oh nuts our headquarters were found so we had to find another lair. Next time I have to remember that an available exist is around when we need to make a quick getaway. It sucks that we lost the diamond since it was so pretty and maybe we could have used it for something else. Gosh darn it we were in such a hurry that I left behind those pictures of the Vulcan woman from Enterprise. She is so hot. She's right up there with Seven from Voyager. Big bazoombas and long flowing blonde hair.

I picked up my Vulcan ears at the post office and just in time too with the SciFi convention this weekend. Sheer bliss for three days and William Shatner is a guest speaker. The very first captain in this long running show that is reborn into reincarnations to this very day. It will be so very cool and I have the perfect thing to wear.

Entry Nine

I have this idea to make Buffy super magnetic. She can be rendered helpless with a giant magnet where she'll be stuck. With her out of the way we'll have the run of the town. We can get paid by the local demons for leaving the town open for mayhem. Hmm while the money sounds good that might not be the best idea since demons tend to kill and I'm no killer I'm a Super Villain. All bow down and worship me like a God and bestow upon me gifts. Too bad ambrosia isn't real since it would be so cool to be a God.

Entry Ten

So we are totally on the lam which is so cool and very villainy. I'm still bummed about the losses we sustained. On the bright side the convention is tomorrow so I'll be able to make up for our loses. I just love going to conventions with my com padres all wearing our Vulcan ears. I want to consult a plastic surgeon about shaping my ears like a Vulcan. It would be so cool to have pointy ears. I would totally become more than a mere human since as a rule humans don't have pointy ears. I mean they have ears of course unless they got clipped off by a chainsaw or something. They are so loud and you could totally lose a limb if you're not careful.

Ooh I think I'll read Misery again. Now that is one scary book and this will be like the sixth time I've read it. It will help while away the time since I'm not so good in the cerebral dampener department. It just isn't where my specialties lie. I think I'll pop by the library to see if they got any good new arrivals. I just love the library it's so warm and welcoming plus that really cute girl works there. Maybe this time I'll find out her name and wow her with my Super Villainyness since girls love the bad boys. I wish we could have gotten a lair with a view. I didn't sign on to live with my fellow Super Villains.

Entry Eleven

That musk gland from that demon was totally rank. I totally should have got a surgical mask to wear since it just lingered around. This was such a bad idea the baddest of bad ideas. I didn't think it would turn out this way with someone dead. I wish I'd never gotten that stupid gland. What was Warren thinking to do this to his ex girlfriend. I was totally Mad Dog 2. The idea sounded cool at the time but I didn't think someone would end up dead. It was supposed to be harmless fun but it got way too real. I wanted to go to the police but Warren didn't want to.

So I'm just the guy who follows orders. That wine tasted funny and it was all bubbly and ticking my nose. It was cool to be called hot thought. Warren always asserts his leadership role which is cool but I could do without the killing. She hit really hard too for a girl. I'm not liking where this is heading. It was a horrible accident and it was declared a suicide so we're in the clear.

Entry Twelve

So the problem is sorta solved although I had nightmares of that whole ugly mess. I just have to keep reminding myself that it was an accident. I wasn't even holding the bottle so I'm just an innocent bystander. Those demons that make you totally hallucinate are pretty cool. Not that I would fight one since I'd be total toast. So we got away with murder which I guess is kinda cool. Warren has got things so under control so I guess he's tapping into the whole evil thing. Well I guess that goes hand in hand with the villian thing. I myself prefer the not killing thing.

Entry Thirteen

The convention was so cool. I got to talk to that chick from Andromeda. I wanted to find out about that James Marsters guy. He was on only once but it would be so cool if he were to come back again. I really enjoy his work. Jonathan claimed he was sick so it was just me and Warren. Soon it will be just the two of us. I sort of feel sorry for him since he is totally in the dark and has no idea that his days are numbered. When it comes down to it better him than me. It's the survival of the fittest and I plan to be the one left standing.

Speaking up can get you in trouble so I'm keeping things under my hat. I wonder who came up with that saying anyway. A person that hid stuff under his hat perhaps. I'll just keep my lips sealed. We need him for our next mission. So I just need to act like it's business as usual.

Entry Fourteen

That girl at the library is such a cutie and she's into SciFi too. She even has action figures on her desk. I want a desk of my own for my important stuff and to sit behind of course. A desk with one of those cool chairs with wheels so I can spin around and glide across the room. Of course I'd have to have an office or maybe a cubicle since we're in a basement and me and tools don't mix. Maybe there's a demon that builds things but I kinda doubt it unless it's of human parts or something.

I could check Demons, Demons, Demons to see what I can find. That's a pretty darn handy site when you're looking for a demon. Whoever came up with that idea was a total genius. I wish I could come up with a cool idea but it seems like they are all taken. A dating service for demons?

Entry Fifteen

Warren has secretly been working on jet packs which is so cool. I still feel kinda bad that he's being booted but Warren says that's how it has to be. I have what it takes and the little one doesn't. So soon it will be the Duo which will be cool and Jonathan can go on his merry little way while we head off to bigger and better things. First we need to get those magick balls that make a person invulnerable.

Wow flying and being unstoppable how cool. I want a cool jet pack not a clunky one. Soar through the night sky laughing my Super Villain laugh. We just have to get around the demon guards and the barrier. Demons can be a real pain in the butt although they can come in handy too.

Entry Sixteen

I want to have x-ray glasses so I can see through stuff like Superman. It would be cool although I probably couldn't figure out how to shoot beams of fire from my eyes or maybe from my finger like Callisto when she became a Goddess. Not that is one hot babe in that dominatrix outfit. Hmm maybe Warren could no I guess not since he wouldn't make me Christina. I would totally be willing to share.

Curse my brain and hands for coming up with ideas but not being able to bring them into being. Hey maybe Jonathan and his magic bone can help. I wonder if I'll get to have the bone when my little friend is gone. I wonder where we'll go next for there is a whole world out there waiting for us.

Entry Seventeen

I still want a cool name but I'm drawing a blank. I do know that I don't want to wear tights or makeup maybe a little eyeliner but not too crazy like the Joker. Maybe I could find a way to make myself taller or something so I intimidate people. Ooh I could be the Intimidator. Well the x-ray glasses were a bust.

 I may have caught a glimpse of underwear before I set myself on fire. Owie I'm all blisters in a very delicate area but that magick ointment is working wonders. So I'm tossing that idea out the window unless I get a test subject but of course leave out that whole setting myself on fire part. That wouldn't be something to mention.

Entry Eighteen

So all of the cameras are up and running including the Slayer's house so we can watch from the safety of our lair. So if the heat comes down on us we are prepared with plenty of boobie traps. It's so cool like Raiders of the Lost Ark. With one flick of the switch it will be set up totally destroying the evidence of our evil doings. I went to the library and actually talked to Christie or would that be spoke I always got those two confused anyway she was holding some goodies and comics for me. That was so sweet but my suave social skills just didn't kick in.

I did manage to speak coherently so I wasn't a total doofus. Maybe I'll ask her to go to the Expresso Pump for a coffee. I don't care much for coffee but I could manage since most people like coffee. I don't really get the appeal myself since there are other things that will give you a jolt. I suppose I could practice drinking it. Maybe it's an acquired taste and I can grow to like it.

Entry Nineteen

Time is growing short for the Trio and the jet packs are ready at least the prototypes. He has no clue and is totally clueless about what's going on behind his back. Warren just has this presence about him so I'm eager to please him as long as I don't have to kill which he has assured me in about our upcoming missions.

Of course we need more money so a bank heist is in the works. With those magick balls no one could stop us not even Superman. Well to stop him you just need to break out the kryptonite. It would be so cool to be fire proof since fire really hurts. I burnt my finger on the stupid cheese from the pizza. Well it's better than burning the tongue which is such a horrible experience. I've done that before and it really hurts. I should totally get a refund or get a coupon or something for my pain and suffering.

I got to remember to blow to avoid injuries while eating pizza. Maybe I'll stick to something safe like sandwiches although if cutting is involved that would require a knife and the potential of blood which always ruins a perfectly good sandwich.

Entry Twenty

How do vampires do it the whole blood drinking thing anyway? I get woozy at the thought or sight of it so drinking it would be weird. I guess it has benefits since you do get to live forever and won't ever die. I'd pose an even bigger threat against the Slayer which would be cool. I'd have to get a vampire to bite me which must really hurt on second thought teeth that are super sharp just don't appeal to me especially when they are sinking into my tender flesh.

 I wonder if I can create a potion to turn me into plastic so I can stretch and make fast getaways like a giant ball dancing down the street or bouncing I guess. It would be cool to change shape or turn into a wolf or something. A potion to change into something but what I'm not sure. It would have to be something cool of course.

Entry Twenty-one

She got way too close to our lair. Whoa there is like a demon for every season. I called this cool demon that poked Buffy which sent her back and forth between the real world and a made up one. We could totally sit back and watch the events unfold. She totally spacked at work. She has not got a stable job instead of bouncing back and foth like she did a while back. Whoa this is getting really wild what with her trying to kill everyone.

Thanks to Jonathan's magic bone we got to see Buffy's fake world. She was all mental and schizo which isn't very fun. That cute blonde girl Tara however saved the day by bursting in and helping while Buffy pulled herself together and killed that demon. That was so cool and I'm glad that no one was badly hurt. The big heist is coming up when we get those special balls. Warren of course as the leader wants first crack at it. Warren is so good although I still think Jonathan is starting to suspect something. We need him although I still say we need eight more people.

Entry Twenty-two

That would be so strange to be locked up in some world that wasn't real that had you locked up in the psych ward. That wouldn't be cool at all. I mean that would be horrible although I think I'd so create a better world for myself. Reality isn't always such a good thing. I know what kind of world I'd want. I would be worshiped like a God and I would be waited on hand and foot and all the girls would want me including Christina Ricci.

It would be her in the flesh not some toy robot made of nuts and bolts. Now that would totally be cool and of course I'd be able to fly have x-ray vision. It almost makes me want to summon that demon but I don't think it works that way. It would probably get pretty darn scary so I'll have to find a way to get her in the real world.

Entry Twenty-three

This is so cool I was able to get my hands on that C3PO card where he totally has a boner. This is so cool and talk about a hardon. I suppose it wouldn't hurt him since he's made of metal which is all hard to begin with so now I have a full set. I totally have the cards in a special case so they stay perfectly preserved. I am having my important stuff stored since this place is temporary and I want my stuff all safe and snug. I'm the only one with a key and I set a trap in case someone tries to break in.

Entry Twenty-four

That was so cool in the cemetery when we were chasing those vampires in our stake mobiles in our quest for the disk. It just sucked when that tree got in my way. Stupid tree but all was not lost for the Slayer showed up and saved the day so the disk was retrieved. It is nearing the end of the Trio just the final mission that will soon be upon us. Jonathan will work his voodoo and show us the way. I kinda feel bad for him but that's a weakness and I don't want Warren to turn on me too. I do think I'll miss the little guy.

I wonder if I can get the magic bone since it could come in handy in future missions. Every villian should have some kind of secret weapon. I'm just thinking about that time I highlighted Jonathan's Babylon 5 novels. That day haunts me still since I had to make such a sacrifice.

I had to sell my Babylon places which was quite painful. I went to the store each day to visit them until that horrible day when they were no longer there. Oh the horror to think back on that day when I found my plates gone ripped away from my loving arms into some stranger's clutches. So he might be up to something and not be as clueless as I thought the little monkey may have something up his sleeve.

Entry Twenty-five

We had to flee since our cameras were found. That was quite a show at the Magic Box with Spike and Anya. He is so cool and I just love his jacket. There are boobie traps so the Slayer won't get a think on us. I'm just glad that I had my important stuff all safe. We were in a hurry so I had to leave some stuff behind. That was so cool when the magick disk set that map on fire.

So we have to kill this demon to get those magickal orbs that give a person super strength so we can rob the bank car. I can't think of what they call them. Gobs of cash for all of us and then it will be the two of us. So soon it will be the Duo. Actually two is better instead of three. I just don't like that I'm bait but it's better than wearing the demon's outsides. It will be all gross and squishy. We so could have done it with the two of us but Warren wants him there. I just don't trust that little leprechaun. It will be so cool to have super strength. I wonder if I'll get taller and stronger. That would be so cool.