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Barbarians 101
Barbarians are very cunning.
Barbarians get tired on occasion.
Only a foolish barbarian thinks he can interact on an equal basis with Magicians.
Barbarians are not far removed from cavemen.
Uncivilized folk know that there are fewer threats to man among wild creatures than there are among other folk.
Barbarian feet get very stinky when confined.
The stench of a barbarian's feet can get so thick it squishes which would be the time to air them out.
Barbarian swordsmen aren't supposed to be too smart but prejudices can be deceiving.
It's a myth that barbarians charge straight ahead heedlessly into danger.
Barbarians can feel wounds.
Barbarians have keen hearing.
Barbarians aren't noted for comprehension of the nuances of interpersonal behavior.
Barbarians do not make very good company.
Barbarians aren't too smart.
Barbarians boast of slaying dragons but the closer one gets to a dragon he doesn't feel inclined to combat.
Barbarians aren't too bright about some things.
It's a myth that barbarians love to fight dragons.
Barbarians enjoy combat when they expect to win.
Barbarians take pride in being illiterate.
Standard Barbarian Approach Number One: When faced with the direct threat of mayhem draw your sword.
Barbarians aren't too trusting of strangers especially the civilized ones.
Barbarians don't know much about strong magic.
Barbarians believe in straight talk.
A barbarian doesn't comprehend the nuances of magical interplay.
Barbarians are always alert to their surroundings.
Barbarians are used to handling terrain.
Barbarians don't really understand illness.
Barbarians are not clever enough to be corrupted.
Barbarians are straight forward liars when they lie at all.
Barbarians may not be smart but that doesn't mean they can't be cunning.
It is unbarbarian to cry.
The weakness of barbarians is their reasoning.
Barbarians believe it's always best to avoid trouble when it's bigger if possible.
Genius is wasted on a barbarian.
Barbarians don't properly understand fear.
Barbarians have legendary skill in using a sword.
Article Number Three: A key aspect is tastefully selected insults.
It's an established fact that barbarians taste better than civilized folk do, because they are healthier, with more lean red meat.
Barbarians don't have much taste.
Barbarians don't really understand magic.
Barbarians are prone to foolishness like believing that all women are beautiful on the outside are also beautiful on the inside.
There are limits to what a barbarian will tolerate from even the prettiest of women.
We're primitives, closer to nature than civilized folk are. We care about nature and magic and friendship. Jordan
Barbarians aren't very smart about things like logic. Jordan
Barbarians have an excellent eye for beauty.
A barbarian if given the chance would dote on his daughter.
A barbarian warrior lives by the sword.
Barbarians forcing themselves is just hype put out there by the Barbaria Publicity Department.
It's a barbarian skill to build a shelter to take cover during a storm.
But a barbarian always keeps his word. Jordan
Barbarian reflexes are swift.
Expertise with the sword is one of the things barbarians specialize in.
Barbarians don't have much culture.
Armed barbarians are not to be trifled with.
Barbarians have big bodies.
Even an ignorant barbarian can appreciate some aspects of civilization.
Singing is not a barbarian thing.
Barbarians aren't much for philosophy.
Barbarians have an oral tradition so words are very important to them otherwise they'd have no culture at all.
A barbarian never trusts appearances completely.
A barbarian has integrity.
A barbarian has ethics.
Barbarians are ignorant, not stupid. Jordan
Barbarians are too primitive to understand a shield's proper use.
Defense can sometimes be good even for a barbarian.
A barbarian warrior doesn't question the odds, he just fights on.
A good barbarian always completes his mission.
There is no way to stop a barbarian who's barbarianishly determined.
©2007-2010 Barbara Desmond
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