Moonlight Dwelling

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How am I supposed to say the safe word when you've got my mouth taped?

No wonder the guy ended up dead getting married not once but four times. Wouldn't the other three not be legal? Olive ends up helping but no money for her so they each took a wife along with Digby of course. Ooh Ned having a dream about Chuck only to have her take her skin off to reveal Olive. Emerson's dream was a little more helpful and entertaining. I've never had a dream where my head is spinning around like that. Well my head does spin but it's usually attached to my head.

My wife did it takes on a whole new meaning when the dude has our wives. Oh Emerson taking money from blind kids to prove Hallie's innocence. She looked a bit like Saffron from Firefly but I don't think it was her. So there's a lesson to be learned to not drink coffee since it might be poisoned or at least avoid almond flavored if you simply must have coffee. Who knew a dog brush could prove so deadly when combined with slipping on spilled coffee after drinking a poisoned cup.

Who names a dog Bubblegum anyway? That's a stupid name if you ask me. I guess Pickles would be dumber since that was Digby's alias. Why did he need an alias anyway? Olive decided to go with the alias of Pimento and of course she mentioned the Pie Hole. Duh I'm guessing there aren't a lot of pie shaped places around which made it easy for the wives to bust them. Was number one wife on Friends? I want to say she was one of Joey's sisters. Ned got to tackled the killer so no cloned pooches since the dude ended up dead too. That was a bizarre mix if you ask me and the dog seemed a bit Cujo when he was or was it she was standing over Emerson.

I am intrigued about Emerson being locked in the washing machine for two days. I wonder if we'll ever get to see a pint sized version of Emerson. Why would it be locked? Did the laundry escape which caused his parents or wherever the washing machine was to put a lock on it? Who gets into a washing machine and how does one do that? I never tried to get into the washing machine. Now the dryer is a whole other thing since it seems more getintoable.

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