Moonlight Dwelling

Always give a guest a dash of holy water.

Paint a Devil's Triangle on the ceiling when an uninvited demon shows up so you can trap them.

Salt the windows and doors to keep demons out.

Demons possess humans so be careful since there's a human inside.

Learn how to lie since you're bound to need to lie to cops every now and then.

You just go find your dad and when you do you bring him around would ya? I won't even try to shoot him this time. Bobby

Know the difference between warding and summoning a demon.

Put holy water in the beer just in case.

Don't try to con a con man. Bobby

Have an exorcism on hand just in case a loved one ends up possessed.

Get a poker and burn the binding lock to release the demon that locked itself in the human.

Use a charm to fend off possession and stop it from getting back up in ya.

I can believe a lot. Bobby

Why don't you begin at the beginning. Bobby

Aliens? Aliens? Look even if they are real they're sure as hell not coming to Earth and swiping people. My whole life I have never found evidence of an honest to god abduction. It's all just cranks and pranks. Bobby

Pull your heads out of your asses so you see what you're dealing with.

Save it let's just get the hell out of dodge before somebody finds that body. Bobby

You guys are breaking my heart. Can we please just leave? Bobby

Once you've done a job that involves killing someone that appears human get gone quick and save the fuzzy moment for later.

2/21-2/22

You should eat something. Bobby

You shouldn't be alone after losing a loved one.

Give the idgit a stern talking to when they do something stupid like making a deal with a demon.

You ain't gonna find no answer in no book to break a demon deal.

I believe a lot of things coincidence ain't one of them. Bobby.

Wait a minute before doing anything.

When you don't know what to expect tail the guy until you know for sure.

We're no good dead. We're not gonna make a move until we know what the score is. Bobby

You burst in there halfcocked and looked what happened. Bobby

So we're gonna take a breath and figure out what our next move is! Bobby

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son. Bobby

Keep you eyes peeled for omens.

Say nothing when you don't want to say you're likely screwed. 

Cover your tracks by putting any clippings and resaerch in the back of the closet.

Be careful about accepting a beer from someone and maybe bring the bottle with you just in case.

Check your pockets when a con artist helps you for no good reason.

See a name that's the whole kit and kaboodle. With the right name, the right ritual aint nothing ya can't suss out. Bobby

Family don't end with blood boy. Besides you need me. Bobby

You're almost Hell's bitch so you can see Hell's other bitches. Bobby