Moonlight Dwelling

Season One

Welcome To The Hellmouth: There's a new girl in town with a secret that way too many people now about which just goes to show there are no secrets in a small town.

The Harvest: A potential friend is lost while two are safe and sound and the Slayerettes are born.

The Witch: Trying out for cheer-leading provides some major weirdness.

Teacher's Pet: Some crushes can be quite deadly especially if she turns out to be a bug lady.

Never Kill A Boy On The First Date: Some guys are too into the danger so put your foot down before anything too terrible happens.

The Pack: Be careful when you go to the zoo since you could end up possessed which is never any fun.

Angel: Yikes the hot guy of cryptic talk turns out to be one of the fang gang but the fuzzy feelings don't pass.

I Robot...Your Jane: Be careful when scanning books and answering emails since it could be a demon posing as a guy and you may accidentally release a demon into the net which leads to badness.

The Puppet Show: Hey everyone's wigged by something be it dummies, clowns, or performing in public and hey who isn't wigged by clowns?

Nightmares: Nightmares and Hellmouth equals extra badness.

Out Of Mind, Out Of Sight: A girl going invisible isn't all it's cracked up to be in fact it can make a person go crazy.

Prophecy Girl: Prophecies are trick things but on the bright side CPR does the trick on a person that drowned provided that person happens to have a pulse.

Season Two

When She Was Bad: Best friends will forgive the bitchitude once you've come back to your senses.

Some Assembly Required: Don't raise the dead even if he is your brother and never ever agree to make a girl even if it would require cutting off Cordelia's head.

School Hard: A case of boredom can lead to impatience and plans being foiled.

Inca Mummy Girl: An exchange student is all well and good but double check since it could turn out that she is supposed to be a he and is instead a life sucking mummy.

Reptile Boy: Do your homework before going to a frat party because no girl is just dying to be sacrificed to some giant snaky demon.

Halloween: Don't let the tweed fool ya even a mild mannered librarian can have a dark side.

Lie To Me: Sometimes you just want the lie.

The Dark Age: Everyone has a past and skeletons in the closet some deadly than others.

What's My Line, Part 1: Career week really sucks when you're a Slayer.

What's My Line, Part 2: Two Slayers are better than one.

Ted: Sometimes a background check is in order to avoid the horror of Mom having a homicidal robot as a boyfriend.

Bad Eggs: Make sure that your egg is just an egg.

Surprise: No one wants an arm in a box for a birthday present especially if it has a killer grip.

Innocence: Often guys turn evil after you sleep with them some more so than others.

Phases: Even a werewolf needs some love after all they are people too.

Bewitched, Bothered And Bewildered: Love spells can backfire big time so avoid them at all costs.

Passion: A stalker isn't tops on the list for anyone.

Killed By Death: Hospitals are creepy places where death stalks his victims but one guy is out of business.

I Only Have Eyes For You: Everyone needs forgiveness even if you don't think you deserve it.

Go Fish: Never underestimate the power of a guy in a speedo.

Becoming, Part 1: Some things should remain buried never to see the light of day.

Becoming, Part 2: It's a bitch to get librarian out of the carpet so put down plastic first before any torturing is started.

Season Three

Anne: Everyone needs a little alone time but no matter how hard you try you can't run away from your problems.

Dead Man's Party: Nothing messes up a party like some uninvited zombies.

Faith, Hope And Trick: A new Slayer comes to town with an ugly ass vamp on her tail.

Beauty And The Beasts: Never ever smack your girl around and color one stunned to find someone dead back from Hell.

Homecoming: Being hunted like animals can bond two girls that have been at each others throats.

Band Candy: It is so very wrong to use chocolate for evil purposes althought it's diabolically in-genius

Revelations: Check with the Council to make sure the new Watcher in town isn't one gone bad.

Lover's Walk: A decent spot of violence can inspire a guy to go after the one he loves.

The Wish: Be careful what you wish for because it could kill you.

Amends: Everything happens for a reason even being brought back from Hell and it's not to poof yourself.

Gingerbread: MOO is a very lame acronym.

Helpless: Betrayal stings most when it's someone you love and trust.

The Zeppo: A solo adventure can show you that you're not such a useless lump after all and how cool is it that you were finally up with an actual person.

Bad Girls: Letting loose is well and good but leave out the adventures with the cops.

Consequences: In a time of crisis it's good to have people who know you best. No conscience doesn't make a person a good liar.

Doppelgangland: Some spells should never be cast.

Enemies: Everyone is able to make their own choices even if it's a seriously bad one.

Earshot: Being able to hear thoughts isn't so great especially if it drives you insane.

Choices: No one likes a nosy principal butting in where he doesn't belong.

The Prom: Every girl needs that dance at the prom with the boy of her dreams even if it's just one last dance.

Graduation Day, Part 1: The blood of a Slayer has the healing touch.

Graduation Day, Part 2: The school suffered major damange and Snyder finally got what he deserved so all in all that diploma was well earned.

Season Four

The Freshman: College takes some adjustment but for others it can come as a breeze but a pep talk can really raise a girl's spirits.

Living Conditions: There's nothing worse than an annoying roommate.

The Harsh Light Of Day: Some guys shouldn't have certain gems.

Fear, Itself: Remember to read the caption under the picture to avoid feeling dumb.

Beer Bad: If you're mean to the bartender expect beer that turns you into cavemen so be nice since it won't kill you and you won't come off as a total ass.

Wild At Heart: There's nothing worse than a wolf bitch who tries to kill you and utterly destroys your relationship with your boyfriend.

The Initiative: Even a camp can find himself unable to perform.

Pangs: Sham or not Thanksgiving is a good time to get stuffed and have pie.

Something Blue: Don't do a spell when you have a broken heart to have your will done since things will get seriously wonky as a result.

Hush: In the strangest situations you can meet someone that will end up healing and opening your heart up again.

Doomed: Don't poof yourself when you're wearing someone else's clothes.

A New Man: There are just some days when it's better to stay in bed.

The I In Team: Don't be so eager to join up before you know what you're getting into.

Goodbye Iowa: You mess with something you shouldn't don't be surprised if you end up dead.

This Year's Girl: Bone up on security when the patient is a homicidal killer coma or not and a Slayer to boot.

Who Are You? Things aren't always as they appear.

Superstar: There's always a loophole so get the facts before doing anything like casting a spell to augment yourself.

Where The Wild Things Are: Don't go all Felicity with your hair because it's a look not many can pull off and look what happened to her.

New Moon Rising: Jealousy can get really ugly.

The Yoko Factor: Some plans don't work out quite the way you expect.

Primeval: True friends will always find their way back to each other.

Restless: Dreams are strange things especially when that strange guy with cheese pops up.

Season Five

Buffy VS Dracula: No one wants to be a spider eating man bitch.

Real Me: Harmony gets minions which gives everyone a good laugh.

The Replacement: Some demons are quite majestic and a day without being knocked out is a good day indeed.

Out Of My Mind: Some people can be easily tricked into believing a penny is a chip also remember no smoking in the hospital.

No Place Like Home: Opening a store is even better than a library because people come in and buy things without those pesky late fees.

Family: Everyone is born into a family but others are chosen and become family also don't believe everything you're told even if it's coming from your so called family.

Fool For Love: Being the Slayer doesn't make you invincible.

Shadow: It sucks when you feel helpless or alone.

Listening To Fear: Some hallucinations turn out to be very real.

Into The Woods: Where's a bullhorn when you need one?

Triangle: Don't ever argue during a spell since you could end up releasing a troll.

Checkpoint: Don't ever interrupt a person when she's talking because that's just rude and a sword may get thrown at you.

Blood Ties: The truth always comes out one way or the other.

Crush: There are some things you don't want to know like the feelings of Captain Peroxide.

I Was Made To Love You: Only a guy would get the idea to make himself a girlfriend.

The Body: Life can get turned upside down literally overnight.

Forever: Loved ones are essential when a loved one dies.

Intervention: Sometimes the answer you get doesn't make sense at the time but in the future it becomes crystal clear.

Tough Love: An argument can lead to your worst nightmare coming to light.

Spiral: A motorhome is a lousy getaway vehicle.

The Weight Of The World: Everyone has their breaking point and thinks about giving up that's just part of being human.

The Gift: Death is a gift when one person dying literally saves the world.

Season Six

Bargaining, Part 1: Preparation is key when you're planning to raise the dead.

Bargaining, Part 2: No one should have to claw their way out of the grave.

Afterlife: If you have a leak turn the water off unless you want a pool in the basement but be warned that copper repiping is very expensive.

Life Serial: If school isn't an option try out various careers to figure out what you want to do.

All The Way: A pencil can dust a vamp just as good as a stake.

Once More, With Feeling: Bursting into song can reveal what you don't want revealed.

Tabula Rasa: When you can't stop doing something it's a sign that you need help especially if your girlfriend leaves you because you couldn't keep a promise to be magic free for a week and you couldn't even last a day.

Smashed: Coming back from the dead can change a person.

Wrecked: Nearly killing someone is a harsh way of realizing that you have a serious problem.

Gone: Sometimes you just need a change like a new haircut.

Doublemeat Palace: When you need money and your options are limited you'll find yourself wearing a silly hat.

Dead Things: Some people unfortunately get away with murder which is so not cool.

Older And Far Away: Some are easily tricked some people have a secret they don't want to come out.

As You Were: There is nothing more embarrassing than having your ex come into the place you work and you're wearing a chicken/cow hat.

Hell's Bells: If you're having doubts don't wait till the day of the wedding to bail on the whole marriage thing.

Normal Again: Sometimes reality is better than hallucinating.

Entropy: When you're in pain you may find yourself doing something you'd never imagined you would.

Seeing Red: Absolute bliss can turn into absolute grief when your love is stolen away from you.

Villains: Grief can make a person change and go a bit crazy.

Two To Go: Running on pure fury with murder on the bain causes thinking to go right out the window.

Grave: Love is a very powerful thing that can literally stop the world from ending.

Season Seven

Lessons: Some places shouldn't be rebuilt and you never know what you may find in the basement.

Beneath You: You eventually have to go home and face the music even though it scares the hell out of you.

Same Time, Same Place: Sometimes your fears become all too real and you end up getting snacked on by Gollum's brother because no one can see you.

Help: As much as it sucks big time you can't save everyone but sometimes a guy really deserves to be bitten by a demon.

Selfless: Sometimes you find you have changed in ways you never thought you would.

Him: Some closets are quite nice and can double as a bedroom for your unwanted roomie.

Conversations With Dead People: If you find yourself talking to someone that's dead realize that it might not actually be the person in question because your mind can play tricks on you not to mention the ultimate in evil.

Sleeper: Always look for the truth and try to figure out what's going on before condemning a guy that may not be responsible for his actions.

Never Leave Me: Some guys just aren't cut out to be bloodthirsty killers.

Bring On The Night: Just when you think you've mastered slaying vamps a newer and badder vamp comes to play which means it takes a bit more muscle to slay.

Showtime: How does a thing that is all eyeballs talk anyway?

Potential: When you've been doing something the longest it's up to you to take the newbies under your wing.

The Killer In Me: Some people are out for vengeance so watch your back.

First Date: Even when everything is going to Hell around you it's a good idea to have some relaxing time and have a date with a cutie although realize that some dates go better than others.

Get It Done: A person has to do what a person has to do.

Storyteller: When the world is in danger of ending the strangest things can happen.

Lies My Parents Told Me: When you need as many fighters as you can get it's a bad idea to carry out your revenge on someone that could be a big help in stopping oh the world from ending.

Dirty Girls: Sometimes you should just stay at home especially if it means that you still have two eyes in their sockets where they belong.

Empty Places: It sucks to kick someone out of her own home but sometimes it's a necessary evil when things aren't going well.

Touched: Everyone needs someone even if it's your ex that you have a checked past with.

End Of Days: Sometimes a familiar face popping up can bring a person perspective on a situation.

Chosen: Closing the Hellmouth and invoking all the Slayers can actually lead to a Slayer having a life outside the whole slaying monsters thing and gives her the chance to finish baking.