Moonlight Dwelling
Slayers, Vampires, Witches, Fairies, Demons, Winchesters Oh My!
2005-2006
Dear Diary
My sister is so predictable. She thought she could sneak out. Once again she loves some boy. It's kinda pathetic really. He plays soccer and I bet she doesn't even know his name. He probably doesn't even know who she is. She should do a spell so he falls in love with her since that's the only she she could get one.
I on the other hand have no problem with boys. I have many boyfriends all eager and willing to do whatever I wish. What can I say I got the good genes in the family. Why did I get stuck with Dorie for a sister? It's certainly fun outsmarting her which isn't too hard.
Entry Two
Dear Diary
Dorie is such a loser. I caught her talking to herself. I bet she doesn't even have any friends. her best friend is probably her pillow. I offered to set her up but she refused. I know I could make it happen. Evan would be more than happy to do me a small favor. Well it's her loss.
That was so weird. After school Dorie was acting freaky. She really scared me and she was talking weird. She even made a perfect swan which is impossible since she has no talent whatsoever. I got the talent and who knows what she got other than an abnormal love of steak. It was like she got a personality transplant or something. When she didn't eat the steak we knew right away she was sick.
Entry Three
Dear Diary
I got Dorie again in this morning. I made her say underwear. She can be so dumb to fall for such an obvious trap. Well it was a good way to start the day. A girl's gotta have some fun and nothings more fun than making Dorie squirm.
I just love having so many boyfriends. I can have one carry my books around while another gets my lunch. It's like I have my very own harem. It's like I'm the ruler of my own little world. I really should have a tiara or my own castle so I can be waited on hand and foot.
Entry Four
Dear Diary
So Dorie got a D- on her math test. Subtraction is so easy even I can do it. Maybe she was switched at birth and my real sister is growing up somewhere else. It would sure explain a lot. I have such a sparkling personality and she doesn't. She didn't even know how the whole minus thing works.
I tidied up the house no thanks to Miss Messy herself. I just enjoy vacuuming. It relaxes me and I do like a clean house when I have friends over. Unlike some people I know where to put recyclable things. Talk about dumb.
Entry Five
Dear Diary
I was so excited about going to see Grandma all by myself. It's not like I'm a little kid. Things didn't go quite as I planned. I've gone there so many times and I didn't want Dorie to go with me. So I got a little lost but that was easily solved. I asked a nice man so I got where I was going. Wow Dorie has a real friend. I wonder how much Dorie pays her.
There were a few bumps in the road but I think I did pretty well. I proved that I can go out by myself. I even talked the bakery lady into a lower price. Stupid strike made the price go higher. I somehow ended up with some extra money so I was able to get some ice-cream. It wasn't so great when I didn't make it to the bathroom in time. It's a good thing I was able to clean my underwear so nobody will ever know. I was able to wash them for free which was very handy. I could have sworn it wasn't there before but I was glad to see it.
Entry Six
Dear Diary
Dorie is so gullible. I just hint at steak for dinner and I was able to snatch that thing that she was holding behind her. It turned out to be a little glass ball. She's having conversations with it. The men in white coats need to come and pick her up.
Often I think I'm the only sane sister in the house. I guess every family has to have an oddball and that would be Dorie. At least she doesn't smell weird like Evan's grandmother. I don't like going over there when she comes to visit. Only the promise of cookies will make me tolerate that smell. My Grandma doesn't smell like her. She is a good baker but she needs deodorant or something.
Entry Seven
Dear Diary
Unbelievable I came home from school eager for my afternoon snack only to have my stupid sister eat it. She is such a big pig. I can't believe she stole my cake. I love cake and now I'm cakeless because of my cake stealing sister.
I went downstairs to see if there was any more cake but they were the last two pieces. I hope she gets fat and pimples appear all over her face and butt. I need to have a stash so I won't be snackless again. I am so telling Mom about this. Someone needs to learn how to share. She should go snackless for at least a month for eating my cake.
Entry Eight
Dear Diary
Well I took Dorie's sucker so I guess we're even now. She owed me an afternoon snack after all. It was so yummy and best of all I made Dorie cry. I guess she really wanted that sucker. Well now she knows how I felt about my cake.
Entry Nine
Dear Diary
Wow Dorie left without eating her snack. I just love donuts. So I ate hers too since it wouldn't be right for it to go stale just sitting there. It would be such a waste and she obviously didn't want it. So I got a double snack today.
I just don't understand people that dip donuts or cookies for that matter. If you ask me it just makes them go all soggy and that's just gross. I drank the milk too after all spoiled milk has such a foul odor.
Entry Ten
Dear Diary
I never thought Evan would take off that soccer shirt. I asked him if the dirt and the smell finally got to him and his teachers. It turns out that he traded it for a magic soccer ball necklace. He must really love his brother because he was totally in love with that shirt.
The others were being jerks to Evan. Sure it's not like the necklace will actually work but there's no need to act like children. There's a chance it could work I guess. It can be a challenge to have multiple boyfriends. I can totally handle it thought. There's nothing wrong with him looking up to his big brother. I think it's sweet.
Entry Eleven
Dear Diary
Dorie is such a dolt. She fell down the stairs. Talk about dumb. I've gone down the stairs I don't know how many times and I never fell. She has to be the clumsiest person I know. I guess I got all the coordination in the family.
I have to have the strangest sister on the planet. She talks to herself and I've heard her in her room doing who knows what. Maybe she thinks she's a witch and she's trying to cast magic spells. I've seen her with witch books. Nah that's just crazy. She wouldn't know how to be a witch. She'd totally mess things up like usual.
Entry Twelve
Dear Diary
I guess I need to work on my sneaking skills. I couldn't just leave Millie. It's no fair that Dorie can carouse at all hours and I have to be home by five. I want to be able to come home when I want to. At least I can walk down the stairs without falling on my face.
I went to the magic shop to check things out. Reanne is very talented and so is Mirabelle who has unique design and bold composition in her stuff. Dorie's stuff was funny. It was two pieces of macaroni stuck in some dried gum. I'm glad I came because I got a good laugh and annoyed Dorie which she deserves for not having such a strict curfew. I found the coolest toy. It's so cute and squishy. I'm glad I listened to Mom and put my money in my piggy bank. I'm bringing Squishy with me to school tomorrow so everyone can meet him.
Entry Thirteen
Dear Diary
Kyle is such a loser and a butt-head. Like I would let him come anywhere near any of my toys. I just love being fought over. He is such an annoying pipsqueak. I'm just glad that I kept calm 'cause that tree was pretty high up. I thought I was a goner for a second.
Squishy went into the water. My backpack came up but Squishy was gone. I really loved Squishy. I should make Kyle pay for losing Squishy. If I wouldn't have gotten into trouble I would have jumped into the water but all I could do at the time was cry. It's not like he disappeared into thin air although it certainly seems like it.
Entry Fourteen
Dear Diary
I thought I'd never get dinner. I was starving. Sorry but I don't really care about Dad's little friend being lost when I have a grumbling tummy. I'm still growing so I need to eat or my growth will get stunted.
At least I finally got my dinner. Dad droned on and on about fish. That Bo kid actually seemed to be into it. I guess even the most boring things are enjoyed by someone. At least this time Dorie knows the boy's name. She's fallen for another on e. She's in major crush mode. She made total goo-goo eyes and I even saw her tracing little hearts in her mashed potatoes.
Entry Fifteen
Dear Diary
Mom can be so clueless. She didn't notice how Dorie was acting at dinner. Of course she'd go on a camping trip to go fishing it it means she'll be close to her precious Bo. It'd be tempting to go since Dorie's sure to make a fool of herself but I have plans.
I'm staying over at Millie's. I just love slumber parties. They are always such fun. It beats fishing. I just don't get why people think it's fun. You put a worm on a hook and throw in a string that's attached to a stick. That isn't my idea of fun. I need to get my stuff ready.
Entry Sixteen
Dear Diary
Dorie has issues. She overslept again 'cause sleeping is like her favorite hobby. I was able to sit and enjoy my breakfast but after she shoveled hers down I got a bit queasy. You need to chew your food instead of inhaling it. It's a wonder she didn't choke.
I'm never late like Dorie is. How does the shop stay open when she's helping. She can't be too helpful. I bet Reanne and Mirabelle pick up the slack. There certainly wouldn't be any macaroni attached to dried gum from them. How dumb would a person have to be to buy that junk?
Entry Seventeen
Dear Diary
My sister's getting weirder by the minute. I told her that Mom wanted her to clean up her room and she was acting strange. I think she was hiding something. She had her arms stretched out and she had her leg raised. I hope that doesn't happen to me when I get to that age.
I thought I saw a dustpan but that's just crazy. I heard Mom yelling at her. There were noises coming from her room. I think she's still having conversations with that little glass ball. I saw her with it before. She should get an Eightball 'cause at least that gives an answer when you ask it something. Those cookies were so yummy. I just love cookies fresh from the oven.
Entry Eighteen
Dear Diary
This is horrible. I left my donut on the table. I came home to find it gone and my milk too. I was looking forward to my snack. Dorie says she ate my donut and drank my milk but she wasn't even here. Something fishy is going on.
I heard something in her room. I was home first. She said she came home during recess but I think she's lying. I'm not sure what but somethings going on. I'm gonna figure out what it is. I'm just glad that there were some cookies left so I was able to have a snack. I need the fuel if I want to grow. I don't plan on being short forever.
Entry Nineteen
Dear Diary
Mom was so excited about winning TP. She thinks she's Hercules which she isn't. She ended up hurting her back so we're stuck with Dad cooking. So much for Mom's good luck since it seems to be bad for all of us.
I think I'll ask if I can go over to a friend's house for dinner so I don't have to endure Dad's lack of cooking skills. He really should take a cooking class. That way he'd be able to make something actually edible. Something weird is going on here since I have friends with a parent or grandparent out of commission.
Entry Twenty
Dear Diary
I can't believe Dorie ate my yummy cake from my friend's birthday. I was saving it for dessert. I guess I can forgive her for being such a pig this time now that I've got Squishy back. I wonder why he was wearing that purple ball thing.
I'm just thrilled to have Squishy back. Now Dad got hurt. I guess Dorie takes after him. I guess that blows my theory about Dorie out the window. Everyone's acting so weird about that good luck pendant. I'm in a house of strangeness.
Entry Twenty-One
Dear Diary
That was so odd. I went to bed with Squishy but when I woke up he was on the dresser. I guess I threw him. It's not like he walked on his own. That couldn't happen. There has to be a logial explanation. Maybe he fell out of bed and Mom put him there.
I decided to wear the necklace. It's obviously for a girl and Squishy's a boy. I just love squishing him and so does everyone else. I just love swimming. I'm not too good at it but I have my floating tube thing but so does everyone else so it's not like I'm a freak or something.
Entry Twenty-Two
Dear Diary
I was playing with Mr Squishy when I got the shock of my life. A little blonde person popped up out of nowhere and started whispering to him and Mr Squishy started talking. He took my necklace and took off in a flying dustpan. So I of course went after them but I lost him. I made my way to the magic shop and that's where I found him and the others.
I saw them. Dorie, Reanne, and Mirabelle and Squishy were doing magic. It was cool with such beautiful lights. No wonder Dorie's been acting so odd. I know their big secret now. I knew she was hiding something but I never dreamed it would be this.
Squishy can really talk. I had my suspicions about that. It's so cool I get to be a witchling. My sweet sister is gonna teach me the ropes. I want my own dreamspinner too. This is so awesome. I can't wait till tomorrow. I wonder when I'll get my own. I'll have a cool outfit and everything.
Entry Twenty-Three
Dear Diary
Wow this singing lady came out of a cupboard. Cool I have my very own dreamspinner. Now I'm a real witchling. It's just a good thing I know how to sweet talk people otherwise I wouldn't be an official witchling right now.
I love it. The outfit appears in the air and voila I'm a witchling. I even have a magic wand. I even cast a spell. I made butterscotch pudding so I guess I'm a natural. Flying on my broom was so much fun. I even made some charms. I sold all my charms and it was my first time out.
Entry Twenty-Four
Dear Diary
I always enjoy when we have sleepovers at school. They are just the coolest. Pillow fights are always so much fun. Kyle is such a poop head. He was so mean to poor Marvin. He was even crying which is just terrible. I brought my dreamspinner and I hadn't planned on using it but Kyle was being such a rat that I had to.
I got in a bit over my head. I wanted to teach Kyle a lesson. So I used magic to make a ghost but it got out of control. I created some ghosts which were pretty scary. They ended up chasing me and scaring everybody.
Wow Dorie, Reanne, and Mirabelle put everyone to sleep with a spell. Kyle hit his head which he deserved for being such a meanie. It took me a few tries but I banished those creepy ghouls. I won't be calling up ghosts again. I'm so glad Dorie and her friends helped me out.
Entry Twenty-Five
Dear Diary
Cool I was able to help out at the store all by myself. I'm just a natural when it comes to selling. I sold everything. Everyone I know came to the shop and bought something. I even made Conya so happy that she made us frogurt sundaes.
She got all weird when she saw that cat and just took off. I wonder when I'll be able to disappear in a puff of smoke. Well I like my broom since flying is so much fun. It'll be cool when I get my own fairy but I guess that's still a long way away.
©2007-2010 Barbara Desmond
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