Moonlight Dwelling

Entry One

Dear Diary

It's so strange to wake up and find out that five centuries have passed. Every person that I've ever known or loved is gone. I was pretty tempted to just go back to sleep but decided not to since I don't think I'd get lucky again. I went in for a boob job in the 21st century and now I'm in the 26th century. Everything is so different.

Hel and Sarge took me in which I'm grateful for. Mauser might be a robot but he's certainly a hot one. Wow I would never have known and apparently he needs to be programmed for sex. People live underground here which explains the lack of windows. If there were windows there would only be dirt to look at.

Entry Two

Dear Diary

I'm so glad I got rid of that guaze. That just wasn't a good look for me. Also it would get dirty and of course things would be really bad if it got wet. Now that Creegan guy has a psycho clown looking so he's pretty damn scary. Does he think he looks good or something? To me he just look like a ghoul.

It's been one hell of a day with me playing surgeon. I don't think I did too bad especially with the patient not dying. I took the voice thingie out of Hel's ear. I don't think I'd want to have someone in my head like that all the time. I wonder if she can hear her thoughts.

Entry Three

Dear Diary

It was so cool to be able to fly. I'm still scared but that's because people didn't fly in the 21st century unless you were in an airplane or a helicopter. We did good and saved that girl along with the others. That one guy was pretty hot unlike the bouncer who looked like he had horns. It could have just been the mask. He wasn't as ugly as that mutant guy.

It was great to perform again. I guess some things never change. So Juice is some kind of a aphrodisiac. I thought it was actual juice. Do they even have juice? There's so much that I need to get used to but at least I have a web launcher which allows me to fly on my own.

Entry Four

Dear Diary

I enjoyed the dancing while it lasted. That Raina chick was so creepy. I don't like people who can get inside my head. It was worse than that shrink I dated. At least she wasn't dressed like a clown. So all the villians don't dress like idiots. That Cyborg was kind of cute until he opened his mouth.

She's back at that place with that thing on her head. I did good in sneaking up behind Raina and putting it on her head. It would be nice to have a night out wihtout some kind of a fight breaking out. At least I was able to use the web launcher to do that swinging thing thing the lab.

Entry Five

Dear Diary

It was great to be on the surface. I've really missed the sun. I so don't want another close encounter with those Bailies. It was pretty freaky getting sucked into that thing and sliding through that slide thing. That was so strange to see another me only a killing machine version.

I didn't expect Hel and Sarge to show up. They really care about me and consider me part of the team. So Sarge's real name is Rose. Her sister Lily now knows the truth. It took her long enough so now the two sisters are reunited. It would be nice to have a sister since it can be lonely here.

Entry Six

Dear Diary

Whoa the Voice wanted me to go on the mission to help Sarge. It was pretty scary going through it in my head first since it seemed so real. I'm just glad my shoes weren't ruined although I wouldn't mind going shopping. I'm just glad Hel showed up when she did.

I wonder what it would be like to have a voice in my head. I'd probably think I was insane or something. Things are still pretty strange to me but I think I'm getting used to being here. I was really lucky when I met Hel and Sarge. It's like we're a little family along with Mauser who still needs to be programmed.

Entry Seven

Dear Diary

I'm getting the hang of going down the shaft. I'm even screaming less. That level was pretty cool. It's amazing that it was all holograms. It's like the holodeck on Star Trek. I can't believe the Macarena of all things survived the obliteration of Earth except they call it Com-Yoppa now.

That poor little girl Alexa. I feel so bad for her. Losing someone you love is one of the worst things to happen as I'm well aware of since I've lost everyone including my parents. She has her Mom so she'll be all right. That Betrayer was so very human that you know which is probably the whole point.

Entry Eight

Dear Diary

Wow we saw a ghost. Hel's Father saved Sarge. I would have thought that in the future people wouldn't try to explain stuff away. The truth is that weird things happen. No one was too badly hurt so things worked out and no one got crushed. It wouldn't have been so horrible if Creegan was a little crushed but he got away.

I wonder if I could talk Mauser into doing some laundry for me. He should be handy for some things. Sarge still hasn't gotten around to programming him for sex. At first I thought it was a little weird but I wouldn't mind giving him a test drive. He doesn't look like one so of course I'm curious about what it would be like.

Entry Nine

Dear Diary

I guess I'll never know if Raina thought that no one was home in my head. It was sweet of Hel to say that Voice believed in me. It just isn't good for a girl's self esteem to be thought of as some bubble headed airhead. At least we won't have to worry about Raina anymore.

I don't like having someone that can get into my head. So one super villain bites the dust. I'm just glad we won't see her again. Yikes it sounded like Voice was responsible for turning Raina into that. I know I wouldn't want someone experimenting on my brain.

Entry Ten

Dear Diary

I really wish the other me didn't die. She was the one person that understood me. She had all of my memories so it was like having a piece of home around. It wasn't so lonely with her around. She was so brave and saved us all. It was like having a twin sister.

It was pretty scary when it looked like I could be a Betrayer. I'm glad that the Betrayer me was a good one. She was totally right about Mauser looking like that guy from El Segundo. Oh if only he was programmed. Shouldn't that be on top of the to do list?

Entry Eleven

Dear Diary

Cool I got my own guantlets that match my outfit so it's like having a training bra. I'm glad that I don't have to worry about that laser thing since I would probably end up shooting my foot off or something. Hel and Sarge can do the shooting while I'll hide and try to avoid getting shot since I have no desire to get shot. That is so odd how Sarge wanted to save Jake Lawson because he shot her. I don't think I'd want to help some guy that shot me.

Great I get new gauntlets and that Gerbil guy or whatever ends up having to use one of them for his computer geek stuff. So much for protesting five centuries ago about no nukes. That sucks that Jake was supposed to be the good guy only he turned out to not be. Even though so much is different like living underground and flying there are just some things that never change.

Entry Twelve

Dear Diary

That was one wild trip. The submarine ride was cool until we ran into some trouble but Aquaman saved us and we went to Atlantis or what I would imagine Atlantis would be like. We didn't exactly get a warm welcome. It was such a shock to hear my Mom's voice. It wasn't really her but it was nice to see her and hear her even though it turned out to be a bailey that spoke to me. It was so strange but I couldn't help but feel bad for it since it was dying.

It was so amazing to see that bailey heal Sarge. I was so afraid that she was dead. It was destroyed so it couldn't be hurt again. I really didn't like Aquaman's brother who wanted to destroy the underground like that. I even managed to disarm the bomb even though I was pretty scared. I don't think I'd want to visit again but I wouldn't mind seeing Aquaman again since he was cute.

Entry Thirteen

Dear Diary

I just went with what I usually wear for the peace conference. Marla's kind of butch but she's doing a great thing bringing the levels together. I went off with that guy from the Watch who was scummy but not too smart. I guess that's why the other guy was in charge. Things got a little hairy but things worked out.

That's cool that Sarge is going to teach Lily how to fight. I was clueless at first but I've come such a long way. I've got this place wired now. I'm ready for anything and everything. I did some cute guys that I wouldn't mind see again.

Entry Fourteen

Dear Diary

That little guy was so cute. I know Hel and Sarge will miss him too. They might be warriors all tough and fighty but they make pretty kick butt moms. His real parents showed up so there was a happy ending. That's horrible putting a bomb in a baby. That's just so very wrong what kind of monster thinks of even doing something like that?

I might go next time they go to a tanning saloon. No more tanning beds which I never liked since they aren't good if you're claustrophobic. I was also feeling fat. Mauser wasn't programmed for that apparently to so he wasn't any help when I asked hhim. I wonder if he can program himself.

Entry Fifteen

Dear Diary

That was kind of cool blowing the lab up. Whenever the bad guy sfind us we move. I'm just glad that the roboroach was destroyed. Talk about gross having that thing sucking on your brain with all those other people trapped inside. What a horrible way to go and creepy that this thing has been moving from person to person spying.

I'm glad I thought of Flatliners when that thing went inside Hel. That was such a relief that it worked. I just hope there aren't any more of those things lurking around. I only want me in my head since it didn't look too fun having that thing doing the brain suck until the brain went all kablooey.

Entry Sixteen

Dear Diary

Well I learned something today to not program the rob for sex because he'll go all crazy. It was so sad to see Mauser remember his past like that and see his wife who obviously moved on. I'll admit that I got a little misty eyed because it was so tragic. I'm glad Mauser wasn't destroyed since he's part of the team. It just wouldn't be the same without him and the boy is so hot without his shirt on.

So I guess betrayers are sort of like vampires in a way with the no aging thing. That would be cool but the perks just aren't worth it since I don't want my hands to turn into big guns which is just way too freaky. Besides living underground helps prevent sun damage so that should help out.

Entry Seventeen

Dear Diary

That virtual reality thing felt so real and seeing Johnny again was something I thought wasn't possible. It would be to tempting to go back in and pretend but my life has changed so much. At least I was able to see him one last time. Talk about lousy timing. If only he was thawed out at the same time as me we could have been together in this new world.

Entry Eighteen

Dear Diary

That was pretty cool flying Maggie. I'm not a complete idiot since there are some things I can do better than Sarge. I'll admit that maybe there aren't that many but still there have to be a few. I wouldn't mind taking Maggie out for another ride minus the bailies firing at us. I could do without that part. I guess I still have a link with that pod even though I get bad vibes from it.

I wonder if it's possible that the whole Bailey war is actually some big misunderstanding. I was still able to understand it. I guess they haven't heart of all of us just getting along. I guess the fact that they only wanted to capture and not kill Hel is a good sign only not very good for peace talks since they should be peaceful instead of involving kidnapping a person.

Entry Nineteen

Dear Diary

That will probably be the only time I'll want to have someone shoot me. It kind of sucked being invisible to everyone. At first I thought I was dead when I was zapped by that gun. I thought we'd seen the last of Raina but she came back courtesy of the bailies who patched her up or whatever. I was able to haunt her which was actually kind of fun.

Such a shame that I had to leave Mauser when I was playing cards. That boy's chest is a thing of beauty. I thought I told him to keep his shirt off. I get to make my own rules when it comes to card games and no one will be the wiser espeically when it involves Mauser stripping down. Now that's something I want to see for myself.

Entry Twenty

Dear Diary

Wow that was pretty scary being in that Bailey. I seem to have become the expert on them. I was able to somehow take control of it or something and drive it or whatever. It's nice to know that I'm considered part of the team si nce I often feel like the useless sidekick. I can't really do the fighting thing like Sarge and Hel.

I guess I'll just have to help in my own way. It was odd leaving the pod behind because of the weird connection between us I guess. It was pretty crazy to rescue it when we were on the surface but at least we brought down a Bailey since that was the mission. I even sent those swirling things after that betrayer so I did pretty good.

Entry Twenty-One

Dear Diary

I pulled off fooling the other betrayers into thinking I was one too. I guess they aren't as smart as humans. That hurt when I hit the wall but at least I found the way in. I broke a nail but it was for a good cause. I really don't like that Creegan creep. Talk about needing a makeover.

Like he was the right to insult me. Has the guy looked in a mirror? Sure I can't kick butt like Sarge and Hel but I can improvise which is something. I did fool those betrayers along with Evil Clown Boy. How horrible that he killed Hel's father right after they'd just been reunited after all those years. At least Creegan's back in jail where he belongs.

Entry Twenty-Two

Dear Diary

Making sure the right person in the right body before killing anyone is just another reason not to just go around killing people. I wouldn't want to be stuck in Creegan's body. That would be a total nightmare. At least they don't have the electric chair anymore since that was just gross. I just don't get wanting to watch someone die like it's some kind of spectator sport.

I'm glad the lab didn't blow up. What a bonehead I am for letting Creegan walk. I should have known better since he calls me Cleopatra. The whole body switching thing is so confusing. The important thing is that Hell has her body back and she wasn't fried. I don't even want to think about that happening. I'm sure someone will catch him sooner or later.

Entry Twenty-Three

Dear Diary

That was so sweet of Mauser to make me a dog. I don't even want to think about the food war and the extinction of dogs. One big plus is not having to clean up after him and he flies. Sure dogs don't talk but it's not like anyone would know about that around here.

I didn't really like Marcus. I was really worried when it looked like he was going to make me go out with weapons. I'm not a laser kind of girl. I'd probably end up shooting myself. He's gone now and Hel is back where she belongs. I guess it doesn't look too good for the guy that comes in to take over ends up bringing along a betrayer.

Entry Twenty-Four

Dear Diary

I'm really glad I was able to use hypnosis. I totally should have gotten an A for being able to use it to help Sarge. That hich tech lie detector was pretty wild. It was like seeing inside her head. Too bad it didn't also reveal her actually being a clone. The doubles around here tend to not to last very long.

Marla isn't too big with giving people a chance to sort things out. It was kind of exciting to be on the lam. Why do they bother calling out to steop when no one ever does? The important thing is that Sarge was cleared and the big bad secret is out.

Entry Twenty-Five

Dear Diary

For a place that was supposed to be helping people the health bureau wasn't too friendly to people like me. It's not like I was a piece of steak that was left on the counter too long or something. Sending out an assassin to kill people or knock them or or whatever to use for genocide as part of some evil plan just doesn't make sense to me. Didn't he realize that he was risking getting sick and dying himself unless he had protective gear or something.

So Marcus is a thaw like me. I guess that's why he likes that gun. I ended up saving the underworld since I already had the chicken pox which now is deadly. I wonder how that happened. It was fun to do the karaoke and Drac is pretty cool. I even managed to escape and did some fighting. I wonder if I'll ever get some cool weapons like the others have.