Moonlight Dwelling

Cold Bottom

"A cold bottom isn't fatal."

Princess Diana looked at Gabrielle.

"So you say."

"Believe me I'm well aware of this."

"What you often have a cold bottom?"

"As a matter of fact I do. I camp under the stars and it gets chilly at night."

Gabrielle was always amazed to see Diana who looked so much like Xena while being completely different.

"Come on let's go. Maybe we could have some quail eggs."

"Okay but you're getting a spanking if I die from a cold bottom."

"Don't worry you'll be fine.

By Barbara Desmond