Dean wondered why the Siren didn't come to him as a hot stripper while Sam got to bang the doctor who wasn't a monster after all.
"I don't understand it."
"What?"
"All the other guys got some with a hot stripper and I got stuck with a dude."
"Well Dean we're often mistaken for a couple so in a way it sort of makes a kind of sense."
"You're gayer than me Mr Fairytales."
"At least I got some."
"I'm glad I didn't."
By Barbara Desmond