1.Someone that gives a phone number and asks me to call. Why? I hate phones so why would I call you? I don't have a phone although I have access to one.
Also asking to call during Supernatural is just wrong. What kind of fool makes a phone call during Supernatural?
2. Incessantly asking for a picture. I don't do pictures. It's bad enough I had to take one for my ID. I'm homely so back off Bozo.
3. Spelling naked wrong since nothing says I'm creepy like spelling it nekkid instead of naked. I also don't give a fuck about the actress you never want to see naked. I don't go on about the actor I want to at the very least see shirtless.
4. Going to the blog I'm not updating and deciding to friend it. Will this be seen by this person? Maybe that will give them a clue. Why? Are you stalking me now? I only provide links to my actual blog post which isn't here and since I'm a babbler some babble might spill forth and anyway I didn't feel like posting this elsewhere.
5. I might be crying creepy where there is no creepy but it still gave me the creeps to get the following message.
I see you.
How? Is there a camera on this computer that I don't know about?
6. I got an email from someone telling me that UMB stood for United Missouri Bank. Imagine that the b standing for bank. You won't know about this if you haven't been reading my blog so shame on you.
A. How did she get my email and why did she feel the need to send me an email? She could have told me at the blog since it is impossible not to leave a comment unless you have a comment phobia since there are about half a dozen ways you can do it.
B. Why did she think I'd care about what the word meant? I just thought it was dumb and it isn't a real word anyway. Sorry bitch which is what I think of when I hear the name Debbie for a whole other reason that I won't go on about but I'll give you a clue it has to do with a certain soap. I speak in actual words so none of this acronym shit except for maybe the odd WTF? here and there. I finally found out what Orly means. I had no clue so I wouldn't even respond if someone said that me because I didn't know what the fuck you were saying. Is it that hard to spell out two words which would be oh and really?
C. If you knew I mentioned it you must have read the blog post at least I think she did or someone did because how else would she know I mentioned it. I'm not even in Missouri so why the fuck is the bank called that?
