Moonlight Dwelling

Eric was so annoyed with the humans chattering away downstairs that he stood up. Since he happened to be a vampire soundproofing didn't work although the basement was soundproofed which helped if a passing human should walk by they wouldn't be able to hear anything. Pam called out his name but Eric paid no attention to her. He stomped down the stairs with foil in his hair. Pad had talked him into adding highlights to his hair.

"Will you two shut the fuck up!"

Lafayette who was cowering in the corner took one look at Eric with the foil in his hair and started laughing.

"What are you laughing at?"

Lafayette continued to laugh and pointed at Eric's hair. The look on Eric's face was priceless.

"You will answer me you bloodbag?"

"Shouldn't you be worried about your hair instead of anything we're talking about down here?"

Eric reached up and touched his hair.

"Oh shit how long was I supposed to keep these damn things in?"

Eric ran upstairs to find Pam. If she wasn't a vampire he'd kill her for talking him into adding highlights.

By Barbara Desmond