Moonlight Dwelling

The one and only immaculately beautiful and fabulously perfect Queen Amentia.

Flowers rule. Amentia

A kiss here makes a couple officially enegaged. There are a row of royal couples that have statues to represent them.

As you ascend the stairs to throne you need to skip every other step. 

You're not allowed to wear blue on Tuesday.

Hair can't be longer than Queen Amentia.

If someone has hair that's too long they get a haircut.

Those witches made me sweat. I never ever sweat. It's so unclean. Amentia

Shower thrice after the horrors of being made to sweat.

Plot revenge once everyone is clean. 

You need Hygience Certificates to enter Downland.

Questions that must be asked of anyone trying to enter the kingdom.

When was the last time you showered and what kind of soap do you use?

Bodywash is banned because bar soap kills more germs.

Men are expected to bring the Queen a gift like a wild dragon feather.

Those feathers are wet and stinky Brandon that's so disgusting. I have to punish you. Amentia

Slow down just because you're a pretty boy with an asymetrical face doesn't mean I'll fight with you. Amentia

In addition to bring a great beauty. I'm a great warrior so if you want to fight with me you'll have to first prove that you're worthy and to do that you'll have to fight me one on one. Amentia

The Queen makes all the decisions.

Make that antibacterial bar soap. Amentia

My darling how many times have I told hugs are by appointment only won't warn you again. Amentia

The flawless Queen Amentia.

I need you to have your battle uniforms laundered and ironed. Amentia