Expecting
"Lana what's wrong?"
"I'm pregnant Chloe."
Chloe just looked at Lana.
"I don't know how this happened."
Did you fall asleep in class that day?"
"I haven't had sex with Lex."
That rhymed Chloe thought to herself.
"Have you licked his head?"
After she asked she got an image of Lex's head on an ice cream cone. She'd never look at ice cream the same way.
"Yeah I have."
"That's how it happened."
"What?"
"Things are different with bald men."
Lana had never heard about this but Chloe was like a walking encyclopedia of weird so she'd know.
"Did you lick his chest?"
"No but we cuddled and took a nap together."
"So did this nap include any bare skin touching?"
Lana just nodded.
"Congratulations you're going to have a bouncing, bald Luthor."
"Do you think the baby will be follically challenged?"
"Hopefully if it's a girl she'll have hair."
By Barbara Desmond
