After her death Hercules thought he'd be broken hearted forever although he knew she was in the Elysian Fields where she belonged but he felt guilty because she died saving him. Iolaus and Jason tried to cheer him up but he'd just sit and mope around all day.
A beautiful woman all in pink appeared and walked up to the grieving Hercules and said, "Hi bro what a bummer about Eurydice."
"Who are you?"
"Aphrodite."
Iolaus walked up and whistled when he saw Aphrodite.
"Did I hear you say she's your sister?"
"Yes Iolaus."
"Wow she's hot and so much better than the rest of your crazy family except for Fish who's pretty cool."
"Fish?"
"He means Hephaestus."
By Barbara Desmond