Moonlight Dwelling

Xander was driving a car much like the one Giles bought back in Sunnydale except his was black. The top was down and Xander was enjoying the breeze.

'This is so cool. Two soldiers on their way to pick up another Slayer unaware of how her life will change."

Sitting next to Xander was Andrew. Everyone else was busy and since Andrew kept begging to come Xander finally let him. He'd actually grown to like the guy and even though he wouldn't admit it out loud especially to him Xander liked having another guy around since there were some awkward moments when a guy was surrounded by a bunch of girls.

"Do you think we could watch Star Trek on the trip back?"

It was handy having a plane at his beck and call since there'd been so much traveling with Slayers popping up all over the world. So now they were headed to Fort Lauderdale to pick another one up.

"Maybe."

Xander didn't want to sound too eager about it but he had to admit to himself that it was a pretty good idea. He'd call Willow to work some of her mojo.

"Uh I have to go."

Andrew crossed his legs and starting jumping around in the seat.

"What are you doing?"

"Is there a gas station near her? I really need to pee."

"You just had to have that Big Gulp."

"I was thirsty."

"Whatever."

Xander looked out the window and saw a wooded area. He pulled over to the side of the road and looked at Andrew.

"Well go ahead."

"You mean out there?"

Andrew pointed outside.

"Come on already. You aren't going in here."

Andrew got out and walked towards the trees. He kept looking back to see how far he'd need to go so no one could see him.

"Okay here goes nothing."

Andrew looked around before unzipping his pants. It was such a relief to pee because he felt like he was about to explode. After he finished he noticed something yellow.

"What the asparagus?"

Something was flying towards him.

"A flying banana?"

Andrew started running back to the car. Just as he was opening the car door he heard a thud. He turned around to find a banana lying on the ground.

"What are you doing Andrew? Uh zip your pants."

Andrew looked down at his open fly. He pulled the zipper up.

"Fly banana."

"Huh?"

"There was a flying banana."

Andrew pointed at the banana lying on the ground

"It isn't flying."

"It was before."

"Was there something in your drink?"

"Uh sugar."

Xander got out of the car and picked up the banana. It just looked like a banana. Andrew was probably seeing things. It probably fell out of the tree Xander thought. He looked around wondering if bananas grew on trees.

"Andrew let's just go."

He felt a tugging and saw the banana moving. He opened his hand and the banana flew off instead of dropping to the ground.

"See I told you the banana was flying." 

By Barbara Desmond