Moonlight Dwelling

When your kid screams go check on them just in case.
 
Don't pull down a guy's pants since it can lead to excessive pushups.
 
Nightmares can lead to screaming which is totally understandable.
 
Better to wake up screaming than not at all.
 
It's not funny to put a snake around a sleeping person's neck.
 
Put some music on to help in the unpacking process.
 
Lock the door to avoid being caught in an embarrassing situation.
 
Just because you hear someone's crazy doesn't mean they are.
 
Melty stuff isn't a good sign.
 
Make sure the one you're talking about isn't around especially if he has a stick up his ass.
 
Beware birds gone crazy from the heat.
 
Get the hell out of the room with the possessed sports equipment 'cause it could be seriously harzardous to your health.
 
It's not of the norm for the dishes to get struck by lightning especially when they are inside the house.
 
Just because you dreamt it doesn't mean you did it. Lisa
 
Finish chewing before speaking because eeww.
 
It's time to leave pronto when a freaky long tongue comes out of your mouth.
 
If you can't get out the door try a window.
 
When the police arrive that would be your clue to leave because the excuse the boogeyman took you over and killed your friend just won't fly.
 
The food and drinks exploding is not a good sign.
 
You created him. You can destroy him. He is living off your fear. Lisa
 
Get the hell out of the water before you're boiled alive.
 
Beware of electric fences and flames.
 
Make sure you're not killing someone in your mad dash to escape the psycho killer.
 
Have no idea where the keys are use a chair to break the glass so you can get at your gun collection.
 
Help yourself fucker. Freddy
 
You are all my children now. Freddy
 
It's so not ok when the glove rips out of the friend's chest.