Moonlight Dwelling

Thou shalt not hurt the hottie. This also applies to other hotties too. Bad things will happen if you hurt or knock out a hottie. Just ask that bitch Bela. Oh right you can't because her ass is frying in hell.

It is simple really. You don't hurt the hottie. Sure the hurt hottie leads to some more porn but that doesn't mean I want the boys all bloody and beaten although they tend to have that happen to them a lot.

Awesome Clause: This is applied for those such as Bobby who are awesome but not someone that I want to strip naked and dip in chocolate. No he's the one I'd go to when I need some wisdom or maybe if I need some laundry done. Others included on the awesome list are Horatio Caine, Mac Taylor.

Since a certain pair of brothers are reluctant to show the skin I have to get my porn fix another way. I guess in a way it makes it more exciting when one of the Winchesters takes the shirt off.

Priest Porn: Okay this goes into naughty territory but come on if the priest looked like this you'd be going to church every day of the week and likely more than once.

Flashlight Porn: This can be applied to others too since I called it out during Bones and Castle since David and Nathan are on the hot-o-meter too. This is really easy to figure out. Any time the hottie is carrying a flashlight that would be flashlight porn. Call out while you're at home or maybe that's just what the total dorks do. I'm not telling whether or not I do it myself.

Teasing Porn: This is partial skin shown like pulling a piece of shirt aside to reveal the tattoos like in the case of the Winchesters or wearing a shirt with the buttons open on top revealing a little skin.

Tattoo Porn: This would be when the Winchesters tats are showing which is a really good sign because that means the shirt is likely off or at the very least revealing some skin which is always a good sign.

Shower Porn: Hey even a hottie needs to get clean. So lather up while I enjoy the view.

Hand Porn: This would be those close up shots of the hands and if the guy is wearing a ring you might want to go with hand/ring porn.

Double Hand Porn: When there's a shot of two hotties hands at the same time. An example of that would be when Dean and Sam use the Talking Board.

Torture Porn: Okay this is twisted but hey come on I can't be the only one that enjoys seeing a hottie tied up or inflicting some pain on a demon. Is that so wrong?

Wet Porn: Dean getting holy water thrown in the face is a good example of wet porn.

Suspenders Porn: If you've got the right guy this can be incredibly hot. Some good examples along with Dean of course would be Captain Jack Harkness, and Captain Mal Reynolds. I can't be sure but I'm just not so convinced that Sam could pull it off. What were on Dean's suspenders? I'm thinking sheep on one pair and cupcakes on the other. 

Hospital Porn: Just another reason you just might be going to the Special Hell if you find it hot when the hottie is hurt. Also having a need for the defibrillator gives a good glimpes of the chest which is why I have a pass to Special Hell. It's going to be pretty crowded down there but aren't you enjoying the trip? 

Gun Porn: Yes guns can be hot in the right hands like the Winchesters for example. Like you didn't know I'd go there.

Sword Porn: This can be pretty hot too so I wouldn't mind Dean joining the ranks of hotties wielding a sword. Sure he was evil at the time but Angelus was hot with that sword when he was fighting Buffy.

Danger Porn: The hottie being in danger. I guess I really don't need much of an excuse to enjoy the hottie in action. Dangling from a cliff so actually this wasn't inspired by a Winchester but that Brandon Walsh is pretty darn cute.

Driving Porn: Dean fits into this category come on you know he's hot when he drives. Okay he's hot all the time even when he's driving a Pinto which just amuses me but especially when it's the Impala.

Construction Porn: Well there was the cement truck and of course Ianto looked pretty hot in that tracker or whatever the hell it was.

Plaid Porn: I can't believe I didn't have it listed already since the Winchesters look pretty damn hot in the plaid.

Ass Porn: I think this speaks for itself. Remember to breathe. Breathe in and out and enjoy the ass porn.

Walking Porn: When you're a hottie and porn from head to toe even walking can be quite enjoyable to the insane girl that has a ticket to Special Hell. Okay I'm sure there are some insane guys too.

Puppy Porn: Isn't it just adorable when the hottie loves animals like a puppy perhaps.

Brooding Porn: Yes Angel has brooding down to a science but he certainly looks good while doing it.

Squatting Porn: Hey I'll take my porn where I can get it.

Smiling Porn: Doesn't it just make you go all warm and gushy inside when one of the Winchester boys smile or some other hottie since there are others out there too but don't tell Herbie that because he'll be bugging me about that.

Dimple Porn: Come on you know you love those dimples. Hot and dimpled isn't a bad combo.

Suit Porn: Okay I prefer him in jeans but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy it when the boy dresses up. Sure that one suit makes Dean shrink for some odd reason but he's just so darn lickable. Excuse me while I go lick the screen.

Drinking Porn: Come on you know you enjoy seeing Dean drink from a bottle and when he swallows well you know what happens. Is it hot in here or is it Dean? Naughty Dean keep up the good work.

Drunk Porn: Yes the Winchester boys can be adorable when they're drunk. Yes I know I probably need help or some sort of meeting but I'll enjoy the ride before I end up in Special Hell. 

Profile Porn: Hey when you're porn from head to toe you'll take anything you can get. Also there are no bad sides when you're hot.

Shadow Porn: No matter the light or lack of light the hottie is always hot, hot, hot.

Ass Porn: Like you didn't see this one coming. Enjoy the view and so shall I while clutching my Special Hell pass.

Lockpick Porn: When you're hot everything you do is droolworthy which includes breaking and entering. 

Leg Porn: Okay not so often seen but come on you gotta love it when Dean shows off the legs.

Arm Porn: The Winchesters are known for layering so a single layer or arms showing is always a treat.

Eyebrow Porn: Oh like you aren't drooling over Dean and his eyebrows. And what pretty eyelashes he has too.

Feet Porn: Why not if the opportunity rises I'll enjoy his feet too. And I'm sure I won't be the only one either.

Crying Porn: Okay I'm twisted but come on it isn't often when someone looks hot crying but a certain someone manages to pull it off. You know it's working when you feel like hugging the guy and ripping his shirt off at the same time. Can I please have my clones now? 

Lip Porn: Oh come on don't you just love a nice closeup of the lips that makes you want to kiss the computer screen. Admit it you've licked the screen at least once.

Bondage Porn: Yes I'm twisted but come on this would come in handy after all the hottie can't go anywhere if they happen to be um tied up.

Towel Porn: Sadly the Winchesters don't do this often enough for me to enjoy along with all those others. Come on you know you miss the towel? Don't hide in the shower Dean step out and let me enjoy the view. Don't be shy.

Shower Porn: Of course I don't mind some shower porn and a girl can feel pretty deprived when showers are mentioned and the showering never actually gets seen. Oh Rafe you're such a tease. 

Brushing Teeth Porn: Yes in the right hands a tooth brushing can be hot and oh boy the spitting part too.

Gargling Porn: Hey you want the guy's breath to be minty fresh just in case those clones are made or you find a spell that allows you to snatch Dean or Sam if you prefer out of the TV. If you come across a way you better count me in. 

Thinking Porn: Yes thinking can be hot when you look like this. Come on isn't he just lickable? I bet you want to lick the screen. Go on and do it I won't tell and I just might do it myself when I get the chance.

Resurrection Porn: Yes bringing back the hottie from the dead can be hot too and hey added bonus if the guy's naked. Hey what else did you expect from a girl that's destined for Special Hell. See that's why I have my pass laminated so it doesn't melt from the heat. So far this just seems to be exclusive to Captain Jack Harness.

Laundry Porn: Even the hotties need to do their laundry at some point. Doesn't that make you hot and bothered just thinking about it. So scope out the laundromats just in case although I tend to think that Dean makes Sam do his laundry including folding but they might bicker over folding the underwear.

Walking Backwards Porn: If you're hot you look good coming and going so I'm going to enjoy either view.

Electrocution Porn: Yes I'm twisted but I already have a ticket to Special Hell so I might as well enjoy the ride even with this one.

Peephole Porn: Who wouldn't want to look out the peephole and see the Winchesters standing there or the Salvatores for that matter.

Rising Porn: Thank Henry for this one. Yes I was watching Blood Ties. Now that's how a hottie should go to sleep with his shirt off.

Robe Porn: Doesn't it make you wonder what he's wearing under that robe?

Bare Feet Porn: Yes the hot guy does have feet so chances are they look hot too.

Feeding Porn: Vampires got to eat too. So if you're feeling a bit peckish all you have to do is ask.

Goggles Porn: Yes it can be hot if the right guy is wearing the goggles. You know you found it hot too when Dean put them on.

Knocking Porn: Just knocking a door can be hot if the right guy's doing it.

Reading Porn: Yes reading can hot especially when it happens to be a Winchester doing the Winchester. Come on like you weren't giggling when he was talking about being full frontal.

Dialing Porn: Yes the hottie does look hot doing it.

Blue Tooth Porn: Come on when he's that hot even wearing a phone can be sexy. And hell I don't even like phones.

Long Flowy Coat Porn: Duh this should be a no brainer after all Angel, Spike, and Jack just to name a few are certainly working the coat porn.

Eating Porn: Dean does eat a lot so of course those moments when he eats are enjoyed by me. Damn I wish I had his metabolism. You know something is wrong when he isn't eating and don't forget the pie.

Finger Porn: Oh come on the right finger can look really hot and sure I'd want the rest of the head not to mention the whole Dean package to come with that finger.

Typing Porn: How can you not enjoy a hottie that knows hot to type? Oh work your magic fingers baby work it good. 

Tongue Porn: Come on like you don't enjoy a little tongue action from the hottie?

Leather Pants Porn: Sure he was evil when he wore them but come on you know you loved it when Angel went evil and became Angelus.

Tank Top Porn: Now this is a porn I wouldn't mind seeing more of. I refuse to use that other name because I find it incredibly stupid and can't figure out what it would be applied to a shirt anyway.

Dancing Porn: I know I can't be the only one that loved it when Damon was dancing around. Well a vamp hottie has to do something when he's stuck inside because he doesn't have his ring that allows him to go outside during the day.

Vamp Porn: Yes they are hot. Okay Bill not so much but for the most part they tend to be hot.

Silly Face Porn: When you're Dean Winchester everything you do is porn even if you're doing a silly face.

Cut Porn: Oh you know you find it hot when someone gets cut up. Yes it just might be a sickness but there are some of us out there just holding onto our tickets to Special Hell.

Wounded Porn: For those times when the hottie is hurt without any bloody.

Helmet Porn: Why no after all a guy needs to be safe to protect himself when riding a bike?

Tight Pants Porn: Like I'm the only one looking. Sure I might hate Enormo Jackass but that doesn't mean I don't notice his snug pants and the really nice ass he has. I would say that's his best feature. And I couldn't be the only one drooling over Owen dressed up as a football player

Mud Porn: Oh come on I couldn't be the only one drooling over Ollie all muddy. 

Jumping Porn: And more hotness as Ollie jumped as he was running away from that hellbeast.

Pumpkin Carving Porn: Sure it might only come once a year but come on you know you loved it when Castle carved his pumpkin.

Power Tools Porn: Don't you just love a guy that knows how to use his power tools? Comforting Porn: Sure I'd rather have Mick but I'll settle for Andy. Aw how sweet was he when he was trying to comfort that poor man? Can you hold my hand next?

Scarf Porn: On the right neck or shoulders it is porn when worn by the right guy and Rick Castle certainly fits the bill. It gets cold so I don't want the hottie to get sick.

Sliding Porn: Come on you know he was adorable when he slid across the room while playing Guitar Hero.

Geek Porn: Yes the G word tends to bring up an image of Urkel but hey this is another century so make way for the hotties of geek porn.

Considerate Porn: When you're hot like Rick Castle anything you do is hot like handing a tissue to a chick that's crying.

Shorts Porn: Oh yes this is good too with a nice view of the legs not that I don't enjoy some good jeans porn.

Jeans Porn: I don't know if I added this or not but come on you know you enjoy a hot guy in jeans.

Bare Arm Porn: This would be those times when the whole arm is there for enjoyment so this would be applied to sleeveless shirts and thank you Jesse for inspiring more porn.Basketball Porn: Who cares about basketball? Well I don't but when there's a hottie playing I'll enjoy it just fine. Who cares what the score is.

Sweaty Porn: Oh shut up you can't deny that it can be hot when a hot guy is all sweaty.

Evidence Porn: Booth should always be evidence since it led to him being undressed down to his undies which is always a good thing. Like you weren't glad Santa blew up so Booth could be in his undies. How would a person answer questions when the guy's in his undies and looks like that?

Treadmill Porn: Come on like you weren't thrilled to see Victor on the treadmill and as a bonus he was shirtless.

Bathtub Porn: Yes Victor I'll join you in the tub in a minute but I'm sure Sierra will fight me for it.

Antlers Porn: Oh come on you know Owen was adorable in the antlers although I wouldn't have minded if he was shirtless or even wearing a shirt that was showing off his neck cleavage.

Gentlemen Porn: Oh come on you know it was adorable when Stefan asked Elena to the Founder's Dance. And who wouldn't want Damon to kiss their hand? Okay maybe not my hand at least not right now.

Slapped Porn: Another one inspired by a Salvatore unless I already have it on the list.

Sheet Porn: Well the one good thing about Luis being held captive was him wearing just a sheet.

Ping Pong Porn: If the guy's hot he can even pull this off. Paddle up.

If you have any suggestions you'd like to be added to the list just use the contact form and I'll add it when I can.

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