Moonlight Dwelling
Slayers, Vampires, Witches, Fairies, Demons, Winchesters Oh My!
Human Etiquette
Master the art of walking in heels.
Pick out an outfit to wear.
Try a test run at a cafe as a trip into the world.
Don't eat with your hands unless it's pizza.
Learn the use of utensils that come in forks, spoons, and knives.
Practice putting on clothes until you can do it without falling over.
Don't pick up a huge piece of meat and start gnawing on it.
Chew and swallow before taking another bite.
Use a napkin to wipe your face not your sleeve.
Don't set your eating utensils and meal on fire.
When making a toast you clink glasses.
When you sip you drink slowly so you don't dribble all over yourself.
Don't grab for a napkin that has glasses on it because they'll break.
Just ask for a napkin instead of grabbing for the first thing you see.
Salad tongs are used to pull out the salad but don't use your fingers because you could hurt yourself.
At some point you'll be able to dress yourself with no help.
©2007-2010 Barbara Desmond
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