Moonlight Dwelling

2006-2007

Entry One

Dear Diary

Once again we proved just what witches we are. Even the Omega Dimension couldn't hold us. I like this guy Baltor's style. They thought they could freeze me which is ridiculous because my heart's so cold nothing can freeze it. Only the baddest of the bad are sent there so I guess we should feel honored in a way.

This goth guy has potential. I certainly like his style. He handled himself not too badly. He certainly took care of those pesky snakes. He was stuck in that block of ice for seventeen years. Talk about boring but I like the way he thinks. That is so cool that he can create his own minions. He can turn pretties into hideous monsters. Watch out realms we're coming to take over. We need to get some minions too.

Entry Two

Dear Diary

Damn I wish I could turn a bunch of pretty goodie goodies into total freak shows. I wouldn't mind having that kind of power. Stormy and Darcy are so transparent. I'll admit that I like his style and he is cute. How can a witch resist such a bad boy.

The problem is that he'll probably end up being a big fat disappointment. For now I'll just have fun wreaking havoc. Oh poor Stella is a big green monster. That Kimera girl has some potential since she's not such a goodie goodie like all the other fairies.

Entry Three

Dear Diary

Merging with the sun really gave the boy a power boost. I must admit that it's impressive. So the Princess had to run for her life. Too bad we weren't there in person but we did catch the show. How fun Baltor wants to get Bloom as much as we do.

We need to destroy her because I am so sick of getting beat by those pesky fairies. Besides they're running out of places to send us and we always get out anyway. It's really annoying. Too bad they aren't witches no scratch that since I'd probably hate Bloom and her little friends even if they were witches. We so need to win this time and rule over them all.

Entry Four

Dear Diary

At least this time we got to do some fighting. I do love the new power Baltor gave me. It's so cool. Stormy is right about me being the favorite after all what's not to like. I'll just enjoy it while I can. It could be fun. Those losers were actually surprised that we escaped. They should know better by now. How amusing poor Layla is blind. That Baltor is something else. Too bad he'll end up disappointing me.

Sure I know he'll like disappoint me at some point but in the meantime I can enjoy things. He could be different but I doubt it. They always have some defect. It's just not fair that those fairies actually have boyfriends that have stuck around. I don't understand why so I guess that's their defect. I just want to finish those fairy losers once and for all.

Entry Five

Dear Diary

I just love bringing realms down. So many realms so much destruction to cause. What is it about Baltor and his damn obsession with that Bloom loser? He is really starting to irritate me but he might have a point. Study your enemy to bring them down I suppose. That doesn't mean I have to like it.

How nauseating Baltor has the nerve to like that fairy. I don't care if she thinks she's all bad. She's no witch and so not worthy of my attention. Ok I'll admit that I was amused at the pain she caused Bloom. Boohoo sucks to be you. Too bad we couldn't be there in person. As if we'd let that girl join us. We do have standards.

Entry Six

Dear Diary

Well we're back at Cloud Tower. It's good to be home because being under water sucked. So Baltor knew Griffen. It'll be fun to rule the school again. It was so easy to get in. Talk about sorry excuses for witches. They shouldn't be allowed the name witch.

Well they're all under Baltor's power and Griffen is all locked up. Stormy actually had a point. She kicked us out so why should we care what happens to her. What kind of witch is she anyway? The stupid barrier spell didn't keep us out. Too bad we didn't get the spells. The nerve of that goody goody showing attitude. Well her wings were broken off so it wasn't a total loss because that was fun to watch.

Entry Seven

Dear Diary

The nerve of Baltor saying I'm not up to the task of greatness. It was a fluke that those losers were able to stop us. He only wants one to share his power with. I never thought I'd become a witch sitter but if it gets me the power it'll be totally worth it. Not! This is so lame because I'm the obvious choice to share his power with.

His orders are so beneath me. Actually now that I think about it I'm tired of him ordering me around like some kind of minion. I am so better than that. That loser Mirta has some nerve stepping foot into CT. If anyone's a traitor it would be her for turning fairy. Now that is just sickening. I'm the one that can take those fairies out and he'll be all mine to do with as I please until he disappoints me beyond repair.

Entry Eight

Dear Diary

Grr I would have loved that electric power. It would have made a great addition to my arsenal. I'm surprised Stormy's lame rhyme actually worked in opening that portal. I'm much better at spells than she is. I'd never admit it to her of course but those Storm Harpies were pretty cool. Too bad they didn't work but that's because it was Stormy instead of me. I would have brought those pesky fairies down once and for all.

How dreadful that we turned against each other over a guy. Yuck fighting over a guy. That is so utterly lame. He's so not worthy. Damn we were so close but we fell in the water and got dosed which totally sucked. I so didn't like being without my magic. It's just a good thing that Baltor turned us back. Talk about humiliating to have to ask Baltor to change us back. I hated having to run away instead of witching them up some more. It's a good thing that the portal was still open.

Entry Nine

Dear Diary

Well Tides still exists but Tecna that goody goody sacrificed herself which is nauseating. One down five to go. We caught the show and I actually found myself agreeing about being disappointed in not being able to take out the fairies there but we would have gone up with the planet too so it was best we stayed put and one was put out of our way. It doesn't matter now so we'll get to take them down ourselves. So Omega is out of business. I so didn't like that place.

It's kinda boring always having to sit around and watch. Sometimes I wonder about Baltor because it almost sounds like he gag me admires those fairies or something. I want to kick those losers butts and wipe the floor with them. The zombie witches are so boring. They just sit there like mindless drones.

Entry Ten

Dear Diary

That was so freaky what Baltor did to Stormy. So Baltor finally realizes that I'm the witchiest witch of them all. It could be fun to mess with the zombie witches when I get bored which is a lot lately. I prefer a little action. Why can't I go and power up if Baltor wants me to be his number one witch? Talk about frustrating.

At least Stormy's back to normal because that was too freaky. Stupid Griffen had the nerve to send us to the detention dimension. The nerve of her thinking she can just boss us around. The school is ours to do with as we please. I hate detention. Griffen should be stuck there permanently.

Entry Eleven

Dear Diary

Darcy is such a suck-up like she really has a chance with him. Yeah right Stormy over Baltor not. The truth is we're all still trying to get his attention. There's just something about him. I want to be there by his side when he becomes the greatest wizard ever.

I don't do pastels. It was pretty sweet how he became the lightning. This is taking too long. I want to bring down Bloom especially with her away from her loser friends. I don't like Baltor too chilled. So Darcy's his favorite now. He's so fickle but he's our best chance at bringing down those fairies once and for all.

Entry Twelve

Dear Diary

That book was so cool. I want that power but of course I don't want the hand to be reaching towards my throat. I'm just so sick of sitting around in our lair. Baltor can be such a party pooper. It's always fun to go up against those pesky pixie.

At least we got to play a little before talking off with the box. We got away so we'll be able to place all our magic spells in the box. I really hate those pixies. I want to crush them into pixie dust. I'm so sick of them making us look like fools.

Entry Thirteen

Dear Diary

I just love Eye Of Newt Swirl. I can't wait to go after those losers. Darcy can be such a pain. If she calls me Six Scoop again I'll give her six scoops. It will be so cool to collect a bunch of spells. A witch can never have too many spells and with this box we can have as many as we want. I wish we could have gone to Solaria to kick some fairy butt.

I can't wait for our trip back to Alfea. We will crush those pixies into dust. Baltor wants to get some more spells. I say the more the merrier. I am looking forward to getting more power. I certainly wouldn't mind a power boost. It would be so cool to control that book with the arm that pops out to strangle whoever opens the book. Now that's my kind of book.

Entry Fourteen

Dear Diary

Talk about humiliating. If it wasn't bad enough that the three of us were fighting over Baltor which is so lame since he's obviously going to choose me we ended up getting outsmarted by those pint sized goody goodies. At least I didn't end up like Darcy getting tickled. I'm not even ticklish so I could have totally handled that bug crawling around. I would have snatched her up and squashed her like the bug she is.

That was dumb of Darcy to super size the tiny tots. I'd like to forget that this whole thing happened. Well she was right about my beauty and leadership so the tiny tot has something resembling a brain. It didn't help that Baltor showed up when he did with Darcy begging for pixie dust. At leat I didn't end up squashed like Darcy and Stormy so the choice is obvious since I'm going to be the one that Baltor to choose to be his main witch.

Entry Fifteen

Dear Diary

So close which really sucks. I was so close to finally getting rid of Bloom when her merry band of losers arrived. Why does this always have to happen? I'm so not taking the blame for this. I could have taken care of all of those losers if we had more of that dust with us.

That wasn't a bad idea to tell Baltor that Bloom ran away from us. It was already humiliating that he forced us to watch the pixies kicking our butts. That was just a fluke. We were just having an off day. I'm so having myself some ice cream after this latest disaster.

Entry Sixteen

Dear Diary

Now that was just pathetic to see Baltor all whiny like that. He snapped out of it and I must say that was absolutely brilliant to have all those pests fighting each other. Why bother when you can have them take each out out.

I think I'm going to have a little ice cream. I better not have too much otherwise Darcy will bring up that stupid nickname. I so don't need that since it was bad enough when I was called that when I was little. I guess I should be grateful since it helped make me the witch I am today.

Entry Seventeen

Dear Diary

That was simply awful. Obviously Baltor cast the spell wrong for our supposed power boost. They have that stupid Enchantix so he gave us Disenchantix which turned out to be a big disappointment. He seems to want us to do our fighting for him. Why is it that every time I meet a guy he ends up fall for that loser Bloom? We have such lousy taste in guys.

I never thought I'd ever see the day when I'd be running from a fairy. At least it wasn't one fairy or even worse a pixie since there were six of them and our stupid powers weren't working because of that idiot Baltor. Talk about the ultimate in humiliation. It is too horrible to even think about. I need to take a relaxing bath and plan what I want to do to those losers.