Moonlight Dwelling

Nude skinny dipping all alone could be hazardous to your health.

When running away from a psycho killer try to lay off on the screaming since that is a dead giveaway as to where you are.

I've been away from my children too long. Freddy

Menthol or not it stinks and no one wants to be kissing an ashtray.

Nothing says class like a guy scratching his privates in a not so private manner.

Sometimes a cute ass is all it takes.

An open back door is never a good sign.

It's handy when a cop comes by right after a grisly murder.

You know it's a dream when drops of blood appear and disappear and the children in the missing posters move.

You're dreaming when farm animals appear in the front of your house.

No one likes a mean guy.

Sometimes it isn't just all in your head.

No one likes a bully.

It's a bad idea to go wandering around in the cornfield at night all alone because that's a good way to get yourself killed.

It's never a good sign when the door disappears.

Dad choking your friend doesn't exactly scream I'm one of the good guys.

Screaming and yelling and breaking your daughter's door doesn't scream good Daddy.

Don't leave your keys in the door.

When the reality rules are being broken it's way past time to think outside of the box.

Taking a J break can be seriously hazardous to your health in more than one way.

Instead of screaming try running or do both at the same time when you need to get away from the psycho out for blood.

Welcome to my nightmare. Freddy

Evil not so easy to kill especially when he's already dead.

When in doubt try a flag pole.

When the psycho killers start going at it that would be your cue to get the hell out.

Let this be a lesson to you tormenting a little kid can cause someone to go all homicidal.

Jump in the water the before the big boom comes.