"Cow. I'm a cow. See my udder."
Zack couldn't believe that no one noticed that he'd been transformed into a cow.
"Am I mooing? Can anyone hear me?"
Booth didn't even turn as he continued to talk to Dr Brennan.
"Maybe someone will notice if I start mooing."
They were still talking so he walked over to Booth and Dr Brennan.
"It is so strange having an udder. This must be similar to having a beer gut."
He nudged Dr Brennan with his shoulder. Just as he was about to moo for attention Booth looked right at him.
"Why is there a cow standing next to you Bones?"
By Barbara Desmond
