Moonlight Dwelling

No Such Thing As Vampires: The creepy guy isn't always the killer so watch out for the TA.

Out Of The Past: The past will always come back to haunt you when you're eternal.

Dr Feelgood: Don't just leave a new vampire lying around to cause mayhem.

Fever: Too much sun isn't good for anyone but especially when you're a vampire unless you have a death wish or something.

Arrested Development: Having acne for an eternity is a really sucky way to go through life or unlife.

BC: Vampire blood causes weirdness when a human consumes it like the reflection in the mirror talking to you but hey at least you got a hot and sexy cold shower that isn't too cold with your favorite vampire hottie.

The Ringer: If the person looks exactly the same chances are it's the one that you killed wanting to screw around with your head so be careful.

12:04: There's only one thing worse than a serial killer and that would be a serial killer that's turned into a vampire.

Fleur De Lis: Don't stake first and ask questions later.

Sleeping Beauty: An assassin can be relentless even going so far as killing anyone who gets in the way.

Love Lasts Forever: Grief and logic don't go hand in hand.

The Mortal Cure: Kill two bats with one stone when you can.

Fated To Pretend: Apologize with a sorry you were a suspect gift.

Click: Some secrets should never come out.

What's Left Behind: Sometimes the monster turns out to be human.

Sonata: Don't touch the sacred ass paddle unless you're a member.