Moonlight Dwelling

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Nightmare On Elm Street

One, two Freddy's coming for you
Three, four better lock your door
Five, six grab your crucifix
Seven, eight gonna stay up late
Nine, ten never gonna sleep again
 
Up your's with a twirling lawnmower. Rod
 
Trying saying, "This is only a dream" when having  a nightmare to hopefully wake you up.
 
Make sure your soundtrack tape doesn't have gunshots among other things when you're pretending to stay at your Aunt's place which is by the airport.
 
It's a really bad sign when you're not the only one dreaming about the creepy guy with the finger knives.
 
Discuss is code for I'm having makeup sex with my girlfriend.
 
Some nightmares are downright terrifying.
 
It sucks when you're stuck listening to your friends having loud, obnoxious sex.
 
Guys can have nightmares too there's plenty terror to go around.
 
Run away from the guy with finger knives.
 
A human body has a lot of blood.
 
The boyfriend isn't always the killer.
 
Jump out the window after seeing your girlfriend murdered by someone you can't see because you bet your ass you'll be the number one suspect.
 
Nothing ruins someone's sleep like the brutal murder of a friend.
 
You know you're dreaming when you see your dead, bloody friend in a plastic body bag walking around.
 
Pain can help you wake up from a nightmare.
 
Falling asleep in the tub can be hazardous to your health.
 
Take some Stay Awake to stay awake.
 
A person can only take so much screaming in a movie.
 
Call before you turn up at a girl's window to avoid scaring her.
 
Nightmares can really age a person.
 
There is such a thing as the boogey man.
 
If you agree to be a guard don't fall asleep on the job.
 
You know you're still dreaming when the stairs act like quicksand.
 
Saying that something isn't real doesn't mean it'll go away.
 
As a rule if a person is gonna commit suicide they aren't gonna call out for help.
 
Dreams: Mysteries incredible body hocus pocus. The truth is we still don't know what they are or where they come from.
 
To avoid sleeping down a lot of coffee and keep it coming.
 
Screw sleep! Nancy
 
It's not just a nightmare when wounds appear and even worse death.
 
Balanees Way Of Dreaming
 
 Nightmare: Instead of screaming and getting all nuts create a magic world.
 
Turn your back on a monster in a dream to take away its energy so it disappears.
 
When you're into survival head to the bookstore or library to get some helpful books.
 
It's never a good sign when the phone rings after its been ripped out of the wall because you won't like what happens when you answer like a gross disgusting tongue slurping at you.
 
A bloody room naturally causes a lot of screaming.
 
A human body holds eight liters of blood which is quite a lot.
 
When in doubt try a prayer.
 
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
And if I die before I wake
I pray the Lord my soul to take
 
Use an umbrella to break the window.
 
Add a lit match to gasonline on the sweater to make Freddycue.