"Over my dead pile of ashes."
"Come on Rosalie you have to wear it."
Alice was holding up the very pink dress that looked like it had been dipped in Pepto Bismo with lace and even a bow in the back.
"That thing is hideous."
"Oh come on it isn't that bad."
"It if was worse it would be radioactive with polka dots and stripes."
Rosalie glared at the dress hoping to have it burst into flames.
"Alice has Bella seen this thing?"
"No."
Grabbing the dress Rosalie ripped it to shreds.
"I'm doing everyone a favor. Now let me know when you want to go shopping so I don't end up wearing something hideous. I swear that has to be the ugliest dress ever."
By Barbara Desmond