Moonlight Dwelling

1. You can create art with them since pennies are all but useless unless you live someone like Oregon where there isn't a sales tax which means that item really is $1.99 so pennies can come in handy there.

2. You can put them in a bowl after all people do that with fruit for some reason. I never understood that. Does anyone know why? It's just odd although I can get around having a bowl of candy but be warned that people will actually reach for the candy so maybe have a trap just in case.

3. Do they still make penny loafers? Well you can stick two in there and walk around like a big dumb dork. I freely admit to being a dork myself so don't get mad at me for calling out to all you dorks out there.

4. Get a clear jar and fill it up with pennies. Who knows you might feel like putting them in wrappers when the jar is full so you can take them to the bank or perhaps you could go buy something and see if the person will actually count out the pennies. That should drive the cashier nuts.

5. Order a pizza and pay in pennies.

6. When the teller at the bank asks you how you want your money tell her/him that you want it all in pennies.