Only someone that sucks at video games would accuse the winner of cheating.
When nature calls it's a good idea to answer it.
When the need arises pee away from the fire.
A scream is never a good sign when you're in the woods.
Nightmares are totally understandable after your girlfriend was murdered by who knows what demon.
You are not perfectly fine if your girlfriend was murdered no matter what you claim.
When in doubt claim to be working on a paper.
Always ask for ID before letting someone in.
Be careful where you walk after all stepping into a bear trap would suck not to mention come with some serious pain.
Don't mock the hunter even if he has no idea what you hunt because he knows some things.
When you're caught just tell the truth.
You can't escape a skeptic.
Helping someone in need can help make things more bearable.
Wear shoes that can be run in should the need arise.
Skulls can't hurt you after all there are worse things so remain quiet.
Since most are in the dark about what's really out there go with the big ass bear story to explain away the Wendigo attacks.
Don't cheapen the moment when the cute girl is trying to thank you.
Man I hate camping. Dean
Dead In The Water
Don't forget the waterproof sunscreen when going for a swim.
Remember to have fun once in a while.
Yeah it's weird they buried an empty coffin for closure uh or whatever. Dean
Must be hard with your sense of direction never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line. Andrea
If you love kids you should be able to name three right off the top of your head that you know.
If talking it out go with drawing.
Beware of dark water pouring into the sink.
If the plug isn't in the hole don't go digging around in the murky water.
Oh God we're not gonna have to hug or anything are we? Dean
Ya gotta wonder when two different people say the same thing.
When all else fails chalk it up to a bad day.
Choose door number two when you're busted and door one involves getting arrested.
Taking a bath to relax is great but watch out for murky water and a voice calling for you to play.
You may question your sanity after the bath water tried to drown you.
You can't bury the truth Jake nothin' stays buried. Dean
It's not always about what sounds rational.
Focus on the love and not the horrible mistake that was made.
Phantom Traveler
Don't take off with a passenger with spooky black eyes.
Make sure you're buckled in and reach for the mask to increase your odds of surviving the plane crash.
You are so lying if you claim to never be afraid.
Some call the knife fear while others call it precaution.
Nothing says a person saw something like one that checks themselves into the psych ward.
Acid Reflux is not exactly out of the ordinary while horns would be.
A middle aged dentist with an ulcer is not exactly evil personified. Dean
You never know when a suit may come in handy.
If ya fellas will excuse me I have an idiot to fire. Jerry
If you see a plane hurtling towards you that would be your cue to floor your tractor.
Call under the guise of a survey to find out who's gonna be flying.
When all else fails have the person paged.
It's risky to pretend to be Dr James Hetfeld after all there are lots of Metallica fans out there.
Someone that has issues with flying tends to drive everywhere.
Just try to relax when flying for the first time.
Planes are loud when taking off.
Hum Metallica to calm you down.
Don't let your fear hold you back.
Always have duct tape on hand.
Go ahead and scream when the plane's going down you won't be the only one and hope like hell that your brother will stop it in time.
Bloody Mary
Go with truth instead of the dare that involves you saying Bloody Mary in front of the bathroom mirror.
Having a nightmare means you at least got some sleep.
When words don't work bring out the green.
It's just not every day that a person dies of exploding eyeballs.
It's very annoying when your search gets stopped by an out of order sign.
There are just some things you shouldn't say because it could be the death of you.
An awesome brother lets you fall asleep.
Sometimes you'd rather think you were insane.
When it's for the Greater Good don't feel bad about telling a little lie.
Do I look like Paris Hilton? Dean
People say things they don't really mean in the heat of the moment.
Just because something wasn't really a person's fault doesn't mean they don't feel guilty about what happened.
It would not be a secret anymore if it was shared.
When all else fails claim to be the boss's kid and adopted if it unlikely you're a biological one.
When you're pressed for time punch out the cops.
A person tends to not have any way of knowing a nightmare's gonna come true.
Sometimes bad things just happen. Sam
When you give good advice you should also take it if it applies to you.
Skin
Some people like to keep in touch with their friends.
Not telling everything isn't exactly lying.
Ya lie to your friends because if they knew the real you they'd be freaked. Dean
When all else fails split up.
All right first we'll find that handsome devil and kick the holy crap out of him. Dean
Hook Man Go with a halter top to avoid looking all Martha Stewart. Bugs Always have rope nearby in case someone falls into a hole. Just because you can't see what's in the closet doesn't mean there isn't anything in there. Asylum If there's a chain on the door don't break in since there's probably a good reason for it. Scarecrow It's never good when the car up and dies and the cell doesn't work. Faith Electrocution can trigger a heart attack even in those normally too young to have one. Route 666
Find the hot chick buried within.
Don't go parking under a bridge at night where it's desolate except for maybe a Hook Man killer.
Sometimes the girl just wants to kiss so take a hint buddy.
Nothing spoils the moment like the scratching squeal of metal.
If you are in the middle of nowhere and hear a strange sound floor it and leave instead of getting out of the car to take a looksie.
Nothing screams school spirit like painting yourself in the school colors on game day.
When walking into a church don't let the door slam behind you unless you want everyone to turn around and stare.
Don't knock the power of flattery.
Even a man of the cloth can be a hypocrite.
Remind me not to piss this girl off. Dean
It's always better to be safe than sorry.
Go with the Uncle bit to get some info.
Flip the coin when deciding who goes down the hole.
Some people just aren't much for normal.
It's pretty grim when you're on a first name basis with the parents.
If there's an empty house go and squat away especially if there's a steam shower.
When taking a shower make sure to check for bugs.
Have something handy to kill any unwanted creatures.
When in doubt go with a bogus gas leak to try to get the people out of harm's way.
When in doubt go with a sharp pain in the right side.
Just because something doesn't make sense doesn't make it not true.
Don't forget the bug spray after all it couldn't hurt especially when it's flaming.
Home
Make sure to put the chair in front of the closet just to be safe.
There are things worse than rats to worry about.
Sadly the chair in front of the door doesn't always work.
If the closet door opens itself that would be your cue to scream and jump out of bed.
Some things aren't so easily explained.
Sometimes it's best to just go with the truth.
Drink lots of juice to avoid getting scurvy.
Sometimes a person just needs a fresh start.
Scratching isn't always rats.
It's not a dream when you're awake.
It's freaky when the visions are coming true.
When the toy turns itself on that would be your cue to leave pronto.
Don't be so quick to stick your hand in the garbage disposal so yo don't end up losing it.
When in doubt check the phone book.
Sometimes it isn't a state but the name of a person.
When in doubt consult a psychic.
Don't put your feet on the coffee table to avoid getting whacked with a spoon.
Don't go in the fridge just in case you get stuck inside.
Something spilled in the fridge may indicate someone's inside.
What's a few holes in the drywall when the end result stops a family from dying.
Watch out for extension cords that want to strangle you.
WHen the knives fly towards you turn over the table to avoid getting turned into swiss cheese.
When you need a hole quick just give it a good kick.
Make sure the person inside stands back when you need to break down the door.
Don't look at the flamey figure.
When all else fails just use an axe to break through the door.
Just because the door's open doesn't mean you should go through.
It's time to leave when your flashlight goes out and a door opens itself.
No one likes a nosy reporter so tossing one out will lead the other one to get some much needed answers.
When in doubt go with method acting.
Offer to buy the guy a drink to get chatty.
Always obeying gets you the extra cookie.
It's not a date when you take the person to an asylum so it's best to go with a movie.
A crappy guidance counselor can lead to a job that nobody else wants.
When you can't get out try not to panic 'cause that just makes a bad situation worse.
Sometimes crazy is exactly the way to go.
A room's called hidden because it's not so easy to find.
The wind blowing can reveal a door.
Stay away from the freaky damn fugly scarecrow since it might come after you.
Demand an explanation instead of blinding following an order.
You're not being a selfish bastard if you want to kill the thing that killed your Mom and more recently your girlfriend.
All kinds hitchhike and freaks are just as easily the ones doing the picking up.
Be careful of towns where everyone is really nice.
A friendly warning can sound threatening.
Wait until dark to head back to the town where the Sheriff escorted you out.
Don't ask because you probably don't want to know what the thing chasing you is.
As a rule murder isn't done for the common good.
Leading people to their deaths is just as if you were doing the actual killing.
Hey you better take care of that car or I swear I'll haunt your ass. Dean
Well when people see something they can't explain there's controversy. Sam
It couldn't hurt to have a little faith.
For the best change to get healed sit up front.
A blind person might not see with their eyes but they can have hearing like a bat.
Sometimes you just have to have faith.
Screw the song as catchy as it may be you should fear the Reaper.
If possible to go through an open window when breaking and entering.
The blind can only read Braille.
When you find what you're looking for leave quickly so you don't get caught.
When all else fails yell fire.
Desperation can cause a person to cross the line over to evil.
You can't play God choosing who gets to live and who dies.
When in doubt have the cops chase you.
Doing the right thing doesn't always feel that way.
I guess if you're gonna have faith you just can't have it when the miracles happen. You have to have it when they don't. Layla
