In My Time Of Dying
Make sure to have a gun handy after a truck plows into you.
If people can't see you it's likely you're out of your body.
It's not every day you find yourself in a coma.
When the doctors can't do anything look for a hoodoo priest to work some mojo.
Don't sit around with your thumbs up your ass while a loved one is in a coma.
Sadly you can't do anything to help a person when you're incorporeal.
You can't know if something could work until you give it a try even if it seems stupid like a Ouija board.
I should have know that whole accepting fate rap of yours far too laid back for a dead chick but you know the mother and body I'm still trying to figure that one out. Dean
Desperate times call for desperate measures like summoning a demon to make a deal with it.
There's no such thing as an honorable death. My corpse is gonna rot in the ground and my family is gonna die. Dean
Everybody Loves A Clown
It's not normal to have a clown that keeps popping up not to mention the whole creepy factor.
Come here. I want to lay my head gently on your shoulder. Maybe we can cry, hug. Maybe even slow dance. Dean
Nothing like a minivan to make you feel like a friggin' soccer mom.
If you put a rifle against a person's back you make it real easy for it to be snatched away.
Punch him in the nose to get the gun back.
Was there an article in Demons Quarterly that I missed? Dean
Don't judge the guy's intelligence by his mullet.
It's not fun to be struck by lightning and could lead to bad hair decisions.
You know the fun house sucks when the kid is too engrossed in playing a video game.
Clowns aren't nice and they aren't your friends since they kill.
Friends as a rule don't go around hacking Mom and Dad into little pieces.
If a person is wearing shades inside it's likely the person is blind so watch what you say since the person might go off on you.
Don't mention little when a little person comes in had the blind guy claims you hate blind people since it can get totally awkward.
Just say nothing when your partner is already hip deep in awkwardness.
Don't bother with a bluff when you have no clue about carnivals.
Some people don't want regular.
Ya gotta love a job that comes with your very own windbreaker.
When one can't see one has out of control hearing.
When in doubt say you're writing a book about ghosts.
I can't believe we keep talking about clowns.
Ditch the car and grab the plates just in case you were seen.
You have to deal with your grief.
You're not all right after losing a loved one.
Work through some issues by taking a crowbar to the car.
Bloodlust
Some guys really love their cars.
Wow you hear a couple severed heads and a pile of dead cows and you're Mr Sunshine. Sam
When the one asking isn't laughing they aren't kidding.
When in doubt go with a bluff since there aren't countless guy names that start with a J so try John.
Right well um decapitations aren't my idea of a good time I guess. Sam
Sammy remind me to beat that buzzkill out of you later all right? Dean
Losing a loved one can leave a hole in you.
If you feel like you're being watched don't be surprised when you get ambushed when you walk into your motel room.
A phone can make a handy weapon to knock someone out.
Then how do they stay alive or undead or whatever the hell they are? Dean
The truth can hurt like those times when you're punched for saying it.
You should give a loved one the benefit of the doubt even if you don't agree with them.
Just sharpening your blade doesn't make your kill humane or you less a sociopath.
Of course a vampire's fangs are gonna pop out when blood is poured onto their face but the most important thing is the vamp putting them back and not doing anything about getting a drink even if they need it.
Never trust a psycho even if he puts his weapon away because it's a trick.
The person's not a killer like the sadist when he just bangs his head into the wall and ties him up instead of killing him.
Say goodbye to the psycho with a good punch that lands him on his ass and let him stew there for a while before calling someone to cut him loose.
Take a rain check on the free punch when the guy looks like he's just gone twelve rounds with a block of cement.
What matters is not giving into your instinct to kill something you'd normally kill without a thought of whether it deserved it or not.
Everyone needs a pain in the ass to help them see things clear.
Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things
Sneak out the back door when the scumbag ex comes to the door.
Driving in tears with a cell phone added in is a deadly combination.
Throwing the ringing cell out the window when you're so not in the mood to talk to the cheating jerk.
People go to the cemetery to visit and remember their loved one regardless of whether there is a body or not.
Well don't get too excited you might pull something. Dean
Sometimes you just need to go out for a drink alone.
Something is up when the best friend keeps saying how great her dead friend was.
Nothing says awkward like walking into the motel room where your brother is watching the Skin Channel.
The imaginary case can turn out to be a real one after a little snooping around.
A girl's diary can be helpful in finding answers but shouldn't be read unless she's already dead.
When in doubt pose as a grief counselor.
It's one thing to burn bones but another when it's a rotting body of the recently dead.
Don't keep a dead girl in the basement 'cause it'll bring nothing but trouble.
What's dead should stay dead! Dean
Apologize for being an ass.
Your lives are weird when you have conversations about a zombie running around that you need to kill.
Neil it's your grief counselors we've come to hug. Dean
When your dead friend gets stabbed with the scissors instead of you that would be your cue to get out before she gets up and goes after you again.
Your girlfriend's passed her expiration date and we're crazy? Dean
You really can't be killed if you're already dead especially when you have a taste for killing the living.
Once you've been turned zombie you're not really still a person when you go out killing those who wronged you.
Pull over to the side of the road when you feel like sharing your thoughts.
Simon Said
Splash some water on your face after having a vision of death.
Some people like REO Speedwagon for some inexplicable reason.
The suits can be worn by debt collectors or lawyers.
Pull the fire alarm to try to prevent the killer vision from coming true although it could still come to pass in another way.
Nothing says magnificent like a disco ball in the van along with Moby Dick's bong.
Most people don't go around announcing that they were adopted.
It's not a good day when you find out that you have an evil twin.
Get out of the car for some air after having a killer vision.
Killing people won't endear you to your long lost twin.
You learn you got a twin ya call him up. You you go out for a drink. You don't start killing people. Andy
If a man comes to you with yellow eyes that would be a demon which means evil and not someone you should be listening to.
When all else fails kill the psycho before someone else dies.
A girl's bound to be rattled after an encounter with a mind controller that nearly got her killed.
Everyone is capable of murder in the right circumstances.
Mind controlled or not the truth is the truth so no do over and it so does count.
Sometimes the occasion calls for whiskey instead of beer.
No Exit
When the fuses are fine it's probably the wiring.
Don't forget please and thank you when you want the super to fix the problem in your place.
When goop appears out of nowhere and drips on you leave immediately.
It's never good when black goop comes out of the walls.
A mother feels no need to be reasonable.
Go to Arby's when the place you're in has yelling going on.
Answer the phone first and then back to arguing.
Leave a credit card trail to the place you said you were going in the hopes of fooling Mom.
Remember that Hunters don't tip that well and they aren't that good at poker either so some nice cash can be made.
So most likely scenario someone died bloody in the building now he's back and raising hell. Sam
So are you gonna buy me dinner? It's just if you're gonna ride me this close it's only decent you buy me dinner. Jo
Nothing says eww like finding a stash of souvenirs of hair of victims killed.
It's not good when black goo drips from the ceiling along with flickering lights and cracks appearing on the ceiling and walls.
Threaten the guy with pliers to keep his mouth shut.
Feminine business is a lame excuse that the Mom won't buy.
This won't make you feel better but I'm here to rescue you. Jo
It really hurts when a chunk of hair is pulled out.
Get a metal detector to find the right place to dig.
Somehow being complimented by a serial killer just don't have that same appeal.
Nothing says creepy like a serial killer with wandering fingers.
Use a knife to end the unwanted grope session.
It's not really stealing if you return the cement truck.
It will seem like eternity if no one talks in the car with only a layer of some serious anger.
The Usual Suspects
Nothing sucks like being accused of a murder that a shapeshifter did.
You can be held for forty-eight hours without being formally charged.
Possible hits are pretty much worthless.
It's such a Shining moment to find a page filled up with the same thing written over and over again.
Wow I'd say we've officially crossed over into weird.
It's not exactly of the norm for a printer to be printing when the powers been cut.
When in doubt go with wise ass remarks.
A defense lawyer comes into contact with lots of criminal types.
If something isn't a name it could be an anagram.
Nothing says serious like being handcuffed to a table.
My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women. I did not kill anyone but I know who did or rather what did. Dean
Ya know Casper the bloodthirsty ghost. Dean
Some people don't really want the truth.
A skeptic might open up their mind when the weirdness comes face to face with them.
Skip the crazy part when you saw the same spirit others did shortly before they died.
A county vehicle has a lojack that can be turned on to track the person down.
It's kinda hard to make an escape while shackled which makes for a shaky story unless you plan to take them off after you kill the prisoner.
Keep quiet when the guy with the gun calls you a scumbag.
When all else fails improvise.
Crossroad Blues
When the dogs are barking drop the guitar and haul ass.
If evil is involved a locked door ain't gonna save ya.
If you don't leave by checkout you have to pay for another night on your motel room.
You'll soon be dead once you've had the freaky hallucination.
You can't have a summoning without graveyard dirt and black cat bone and don't forget a picture of yourself.
Listen if an old drunk tries to warn you about a demon 'cause that'll save you a world of trouble in the long run.
Get your loved ones out of the house before the hell hounds come calling.
Come on we're not demons. Dean
When in doubt kick the door in.
As a rule a demon isn't gonna pay a house call for chitchat since they are kill you dead types.
Demons get the newsletter to find out about hunters.
Misery is too much fun to watch among the demon folk.
You're not to blame for a deal someone made because they love you.
Once the circle is broken make a run for it.
I usually like to be warned before I'm violated with demon tongue. Dean
Put the loud music on when you're not in the mood for chatting.
Croatoan
You have to wonder about a place where you can't get a signal on your cell and the payphone doesn't work.
Line's dead. I'll tell ya one thing if I was gonna massacre a town that'd be my first step. Dean
When things are a little too Stepford poke around the house.
It's a lot easier to kill a person running towards you with a knife instead of running away.
Put the stiff in the trunk 'cause no one wants to sit by a dead guy.
It's not the best idea to pick up a bloody knife since a person could come by and jump to the wrong conclusion.
Drive away when there's a road block with guys with guns.
When someone's been infected and you have to be quick knock her out before she hurts someone.
It's not the best idea to be standing in the middle of the street 'cause that's a good way to get run over if the brakes aren't cooperative.
You're not gonna get anywhere pointing guns at each other when the whole place has gone crazy so get to talking.
Nothing says relaxing drive like the driver pointing a gun at the pedestrian and vice versa.
What if we all have it? What if we all go crazy? Pam
Try to stay calm and hope like hell that you won't go crazy too.
When you don't know what a virus is you can't cure it.
If no explosives are available make some.
Just to be on the safe side tie the guy to a chair when there's a cut and a freaky virus going around that requires the mingling of blood.
It's very awkward when the son comes in asking about his parents and you just took them out.
You do have a choice when it comes to whether or not you pull the trigger.
Things are totally different when the one infected with a demonic virus is family which totally rules out shooting him.
Questions will cause you to lose sleep when a town disappears since it's not like they melted or why your brother is immune to a demonic virus.
Demonic calls require blood from a sliced throat into a goblet so not phone is required.
It couldn't hurt to take a break from the craziness and live a little.
Hunted
Just to be on the safe side don't shake hands with a guy that says he can electrocute you if he wants.
Don't listen to the yellow eyed man that comes to you in your dreams 'cause that'll lead to badness.
Be alert at night in the hopes of avoiding getting gutted in front of your car.
Take some time to figure out what's going on.
When you need a set of wheels borrow a car that's not flashy.
Bring a flashlight when breaking in so you can avoid trip wires with a trap that ends in you exploding.
You can't exactly share your visions of death with your guy unless you want him to think you're crazy.
When in doubt go to an old family friend.
There are some things a person just doesn't want to talk about like the death of a husband.
There are things you just can't be protected from.
Pose as a friend from high school to look for clues in the deceased's room.
Yellow eyes in the closet is not a good sign.
Don't forget to introduce yourself when you track down the person starring in your deadly vision so you can warn him.
Why can't you just leave town please before you blow up? Ava
Get help with addressing the wedding invites.
Go to the therapist to distract him while the other person sneaks into the office to steal some dead guy's files.
Am I okay? I just helped you steal some dead guy's confidential psych files. I'm awesome. Ava
Nothing says awesome like stealing some files.
Draw the curtains to avoid hearing some psycho take potshots at you.
Shoot the guy instead of punching him when murder is on his mind.
If you go around killing people that makes you a killer.
Well we did leave ya tied up in your mess for three days which was awesome. Dean
It's not such a good idea to laugh about leaving the guy tied up for three days when he has you tied up with a hard on to kill your brother.
Nothing says son of a bitch like a psycho torturing a possessed girl to death with no attempt to save her.
Hello a psychic is a human while a psycho who is fine with hunting humans not so much.
A person's reached a whole new level of moronic when he believes what some demon told him.
You can't just go around killing people for something they might do on the say so from some demon.
It is emotional when some psycho is casually talking about killing your brother.
Things aren't just black and white.
Don't listen to the ravings of a psycho that doesn't know what he's talking about.
Use your shoes to set off the trip wires to avoid going boom.
An apology from a psycho just doesn't mean a thing especially when he just killed a loved one.
It's better to risk tetanus since that beats exploding.
It's self defense when the nut job tried to shoot you and blow you up so feel free to pull the trigger.
The one about to gut a person with his knife is no better than the filthy things he hunts.
Knock the guy out with the rifle butt to shut him the hell up.
Call the cops on the wacko with the gun to earn him a nice cozy cell.
There are some things you can't run from.
So what's the point of saving the world if you can't get a little nookie once in a while? Dean
Playthings
Don't curse where Mom can hear you especially if you're a little girl.
Nothing says creepy like a clown doll that looks like it'll jump up and stab you in your sleep.
It is not a good sign when you find one of your doll's moved with the head twisted around so it's facing backwards.
Some people just look to be the antiquing types.
You might be mistaken as a couple so don't wig out about it especially when the place has a lot of engagements happening and you're sharing a room.
It's customary to give the person who carried your luggage to a room a tip so don't cheap out.
Nothing says that's normal like a wedding dress hanging on the wall.
Wow this a lot of dolls. They're nice ya know they're not super creepy at all. Dean
Take your tie off before hanging yourself.
When in doubt get drunk when things are grim like someone hanging themselves in a room.
As much as you'd like to you can't save everyone.
Being drunk doesn't always mean the conversation was forgotten the next day.
Don't say you'd love to hear some stories to an old man unless that's exactly what you want.
Brush your teeth after taking a ride on the porcelain bus.
Yeah do ya want to poke her with a stick? Dude you're not gonna poke her with a stick. Sam
It's not normal for things in the playground to be moving without anyone playing on them.
Have some whiskey after your car tries to kill you.
If you can't break the glass with your elbow grab something heavy and start whacking.
Keep kicking to get in the door.
Nightshifter
Have sunglasses handy for those porch lights that are way too bright.
Have a blinding light on your porch that you switch on when someone shows up 'cause you never know.
Always make sure to ask for a badge.
Throw the guy a bone instead of trying to convince him that he's crazy.
Some people are gonna think you're crazy.
Better to stay in the dark and stay alive. Sam
I hate those freaking things. Well yeah one didn't turn into you and frame you for murder. Dean
You can't not like a dude that says okay dokey.
The whole better to be left in the dark theory goes out the window when the guy decides to do something having no clue of the danger.
People are gonna be scared when you enter the place with a gun that you fire even if you tell the people that it's not a robbery.
Shut up when the guy with the gun tells you he doesn't like you.
The one holding the gun is the one calling the shots.
When you're not really robbing the bank stick the people in the vault.
Going all gushy over the hot brave guy may help to stop you from wigging out due to the being locked in a vault with a guy with a gun.
It's a relief to find out that you're not nuts after all.
When you're not a smooth criminal don't be surprised to have the power cut 'cause the security you didn't secure called the cops.
Work on one problem at a time.
Stay out of the light unless you want to be shot by the cops when they see you with a gun.
When all else fails go with crazy when you've got nothing else.
When in doubt say a prayer.
You don't have to shoot the phone although they can be annoying.
If the cops believe you're robbing the place and holding hostages the ringing phone is for you which you'd normally answer but not if you're not a bank robber but a crime fighter instead.
When a ceiling tile is slightly open grab a coat rack to poke and see what you find like a dead guy.
Don't go where you can be shot by some cop.
Get the dead dude's gun after all he won't be needing it anymore.
You're so screwed when it's a circus outside with the works like helicopters flying around and police cars.
It's oh crap time when the feds turn up stomping all over the cops.
Hang up on the guy that knows way too much and who happens to be a fed.
Tie a couple of cops up and stick them in the closet in their undies while you slip away with no one the wiser.
Houses Of The Holy
Don't listen when the TV starts talking to you 'cause it won't turn out good especially when it's a TV evangelist.
It's not so much glory when your place is getting trashed.
It's kinda creepy when the person enjoys the magic fingers way too much so hide the quarters.
You have to keep a low profile when you were on the eleven o'clock news as a bank robber which means you're stuck in the hotel room.
Nothing says completely sane like being locked up in the loony bin and totally at peace.
Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean something's not real.
Well I think I learned a valuable lesson. Always take down your Christmas decorations after New Years or you might get filleted by a hooker from God. Dean
Deepest foundations could mean the actual cellar.
A fingernail in the wall is not a good sign so get to digging.
Don't just answer the door if it rings in the middle of the night 'cause you might end up dead.
Listen to the police scanner when you're out of quarters and unable to enjoy the magic fingers.
Don't enable the sick habits of someone that's like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button till it dies.
It's maybe not such a bad thing to stab a guy that's about to hook up with a thirteen year old he met online.
Believing in angels kinda goes with the job when one is a priest.
If the person doesn't want a drink go ahead and take one yourself.
Don't mock the person after a possible angelic encounter.
Some need hard proof before believing in something.
You're not gonna go kill somebody 'cause a ghost told you to. Are you insane? Dean
Drive off so the one doesn't kill the guy the ghost told him to.
Follow the guy that's scheduled to do something really bad.
When on a date with a girl slapping isn't part of a good time.
Expect the girl to want to leave after a slap so shutting all the doors is a sign that you're screwed.
Make sure the girl's ok before taking off after the date that tried to kill her.
Give the confused priest last rites so he can be at rest.
It's not such a great day when the angel turned out not to be one at all.
There's so much evil around a person can feel like they're drowning in it.
Born Under A Bad Sign
Don't jump the gun when you don't know what happened yet.
If the person wasn't seen coming back check the window.
Walk around to see if anything seems familiar.
A knife with blood is kinda a bad thing.
Pay for the stolen booze and smokes and grab some candy.
Nothing says I don't like surprises like a light that comes on when you start walking up to the house.
When in doubt try knocking.
An alarm doesn't work so good when it's been disabled.
Put the lights on when you find some dead guy.
Don't forget to wipe your prints after leaving the dead guy's house.
Get a few hours sleep before taking off away from the dead guy.
You're charged extra when you miss checkout.
Offer money for the use of the computer.
Pretend that your kid took off and needs insulin to activate the GPS on the cell.
Keep calling the cell to find out where the guy is when you're out looking.
Use tweezers to get the bullet out when the hospital is out.
Wait the two minutes to get patched up before charging after your possessed brother.
Call to try and warn the guy about being in danger.
Don't try to con a con man. Bobby
Give the guy a punch for all the ass kicking even though he was possessed at the time.
Tall Tales
Show a little leg to lure the guy in.
Saying you respect her too much followed by kissing is a tad bit hypocritical.
The mood is spoiled when the girl goes all dead looking.
A guy landing on his head is a sign of extreme weirdness.
Don't eat in another person's bed unless you get permission first.
Research comes along faster when one has their computer.
Turning down means the sound gets lowered instead of higher.
Always begin at the beginning when you need a fresh set of eyes.
Never turn down Purple Nurples.
Nothing says sexy like a girl restraining the urge to vomit.
Don't stuff your mouth with candy and talk with your mouth full.
Nothing says classy like a guy getting more ass than a toilet seat.
Try running away from a spotlight that appears when out at night 'cause you might end up getting electrocuted.
At least talk to the one claiming to have been abducted by aliens 'cause you never know.
Have some shots after your close encounter of the weird kind.
Even though you have the urge to laugh stifle it when the person talks about getting probed by aliens.
Yikes indeed when the probing wasn't the worst part.
How can it get any worse did some alien make you his bitch? Dean
Try to avoid sticking your foot in your mouth and keep quiet with the comments.
You mean between the angry spirit and the uh sexed up ET? Dean
When in doubt just keep on digging.
Thank the person for the hug and back away.
The connecting between victims could be them being dicks which is a start.
You're not a joy to be around when you leave dirt socks in the sink and the once food in the fridge that is now Darwinism.
Don't mess around with a person's stuff.
Don't get too close when you see something in the sewer unless you want to get chomped on.
Ya can't let the air out of the tires ya idiot you're gonna bend the rim. Dean
Keep the money as reparations for emotional trauma.
Pull your head out of your ass since it should be clear what you're dealing with.
Find some evidence before you go in staking the man.
Save the apologies until after you're far away from the extreme dead guy.
Roadkill
Taking the scenic route means you have no idea where you are.
The anniversary sucks when you're stuck in the car totally clueless about where you are.
Don't distract the driving by nuzzling on the neck because that's a good way to end up hitting someone.
Peek inside the building before going inside and run if you see a bloody table and sharp things hanging on the wall.
Be careful when running into the street to flag down an oncoming car for help.
Telling someone the truth can send the person running.
Being stuck in the car can lead to stupid arguments.
When in doubt just floor it and drive through the spirit in the road.
Hearing about ghosts can make a person feel filled up on crazy but that doesn't make it less real.
When Plan A is out move on to Plan B.
Be prepared for an unsettling answer when someone's doing some ghost busting.
Hey follow the creepy brick road. Dean
When the first stomp doesn't work go with a second one to break open the door.
A room smelling like old lady can be explained by the extreme dead one hanging from the ceiling.
It's an old country custom to plant a tree as a grave marker.
You're like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness. Dean
Try to be as gentle as possible when breaking the news that a girl's dead and her husband's alive and remarried.
Heart
Call a cab for the guy that had a few too many.
Ask someone to walk you to your car when it's late or have some weapon handy just in case.
It's not a good day when you find a dead guy at work.
Go with pitbull attack when saying wolf attack could lose you your job.
When in doubt go with lucky guess.
Nothing says thoughtful like bringing the girl who found a dead guy a casserole.
Be a good neighbor and check on the one that found a dead body.
If you keep your curtains or blinds closed no creepy stalker can look at you inside your home.
If you hear a growl go the other way since regular bullets might not do you any good.
Go ahead and sit on the more comfortable couch.
Nothing drives a guy to the couch like folding your panties at the table.
Once you've seen a girl's entire underwear collection it's ok to ask a kinda personal question.
As a rule a guy isn't gonna introduce himself by saying, "Hi I'm possessive and controling and I like to punch people. Wanna be my girlfriend?"
Some mistakes are wanted by the police.
As hard as it may be to believe even a hottie can be insecure.
Getting mugged can cause a person to decide to take control of their life.
What doesn't everybody think that being a victim of random violence is the best thing that ever happened to them? Madison
Being unusual can be a good thing.
Watch some TV when you need to stay up to pass the time.
A crash is a definite sign that something is up.
No one leaves when the one you've been watching over all night turns out to be a werewolf.
Monsters do exist.
Just because you don't believe something is real doesn't make it any less real.
Ropes aren't so helpful when the person tied to the chair wolfs out.
Lock the werewolf in the closet when you don't have the heart to shoot and are hoping for a cure.
A person who had a close encounter with a werewolf is gonna be too scared to thank you for saving her life since she'll be too busy running away.
The claw marks in the closet don't lie when you wake up the next day.
Hang around just in case with a little lurking to make sure no badness happens.
When you have a few hours to kill go with some poker.
Nothing says thank you like hugging the total cutie.
Nothing says smooth like going back to your hotel room to watch pay per view to leave the two alone to say goodbye with a fist up in the air.
Tying a girl up is right up there with the girl scratching the guy.
Hollywood Babylon
Scream like you mean it or be doomed to repeat it.
Listen to the one that sounds like they're off their meds because the place could really be haunted even if they are crazy.
Seeing a dead guy above brings out a full blown scream of the real kind.
When weirdness is afoot the tour has to be cut short.
Some people want to work to keep things off their minds like being forced to kill the girl he liked that wolfed out.
Horror movies as a rule aren't bright since they tend to be sorta dark.
When in doubt pretend to be a PA.
Latin is always a not fun addition.
Being a PA may suck but the food doesn't.
Use a gentle touch to get the scoop on the dead guy from the one who found him.
To kill time on set take pictures or something to read.
You can't pass up a free peppersteak to enjoy during a play.
Suits just don't understand.
A person with lack of color could mean a ghostie encounter.
Have a moment of silence for the dead dude.
Only the director gets to say cut.
Bite your tongue heathen. Dean
Nothing like a white background to bring out the red in the bloody mess that got ripped out of some guy's head.
Deaths on the set are a little more than a few setbacks.
Seeing a ghost can cause screaming especially if half the face is gone.
It is so cheating when the ghosts go all invisible.
Oh there's an afterlife all right but mostly it's a pain in the ass. Dean
Grab a snack for the road.
Folsom Prison Blues
Nothing says I hate this Plan B like saying it at least ten or more times.
When surrounded by cops go quietly.
Don't worry Sam I promise I won't trade you for smokes. Dean
Don't make direct eye contact with the creepy prisoners.
Let the scary big guy have the top bunk.
Nothing says you're making new friends like being stared at in a way that makes you really uneasy.
Prisoners are people too and not all deserving of death although there are those that do.
When in prison go with the chicken for a not half bad meal.
Try to avoid running into a prisoner and apologize to try to defuse the sitch but be ready for a fight.
Don't bother trying to bond in solitary because it won't work.
Stay very still when a homicidal ghost turns up and you're locked up.
Some people are too stupid to comprehend that there could be more to a sitch especially a strange one instead of being cut and dried.
Asking him how he's doing is a crappy ice breaker when you're mopping the floor of a crapper with bars on the window.
In jail smokes are the currency of the realm.
It's like picking low hanging fruit. Dean
Cause a fight to make a handy dandy distraction for someone to do a little burning to get rid of the ghostie.
Picking a fight with the really big guy leads to some serious pain.
The huge guy may turn out to be not such a bad guy after all.
Give another pack of smokes to make things not so fuzzy.
It should bother you to find yourself fitting in easily in prison.
Always make sure to make the punch look real when making your escape and get gone ASAP.
What Is and What Should Never Be
Try to stay calm when you see a cop car because they are everywhere and not always for you.
When on the run ditch the plate and credit cards.
When you wake up in a strange place call your brother to find out what the hell is going on.
It put its hand on me and then I woke up next to some hot chick. Dean
When in doubt look around for clues to figure out what's going on.
Wishes can appear to come true w hen you find your long dead Mom is very much alive.
Going peacefully in one's sleep sure beats the alternative.
Look both ways before crossing the street.
Try mowing the lawn at least once in your life.
Watch out for lawn gnomes while mowing.
Enjoy a nice cold beer after mowing.
Don't hug too tight since people need to breathe.
Get a cheeseburger after the fancy dinner.
Good news should be celebrated instead of turning in at nine.
A different reality can be almost perfect with something that could be fixed.
You shouldn't waste a second chance.
Nothing says respectable like dating a nurse.
When in doubt go to the cemetery.
Grab a baseball bat when you hear someone in the house in the middle of the night.
Instead of the truth go with a lie when the truth will lead a person to believe you're nuts.
You shouldn't have to do stupid things alone.
After being called a bitch you're supposed to say jerk.
Throw the phone out the window to avoid a trip to a rubber room.
Shine a flashlight for a quick wake up call.
I'm real. This is not an acid trip. I'm real and that thing is gonna come down here and kill us for real. Sam
Old wives tale if you're about to die in a dream you wake up. Dean
Sometimes you have no choice but the crazy thing.
All Hell Breaks Loose 1
No extra onions to avoid getting stuck in the car with the extra onion afterness.
It's not a good sign when you wake up who knows where.
Try your cell just in case but it probably won't work if the place you're in is totally dead.
Look around to see if you can find anyone when you have no clue where you are.
Grab something for a weapon when you hear something and aren't sure if it's friend or foe.
Introduce yourself to the others freaking out that you're just meeting.
Since closing your eyes and pointing won't help call for help when someone's gone missing.
Use of the D word can lead to being called a whack job after all seeing is believing especially when it comes to demons.
Don't go into a place where you see a vanishing girl when you are totally clueless about things of the supernatural variety.
Give me a minute I'm still working through demons are real. Andy
What some kind of freaky vision thing? No more like I'd kill for a sandwich. I haven't eaten since well who knows. No it's don't worry I'm fine except for every single thing that's happening. Ava
If you want to stay alive you have to gear up for demon attacks.
Send a long distance image to a person using something they touched as an SOS.
People tend not to share things that just sound too crazy.
Crazy's relative. Sam
Try to hide the fact that you're freaked out so the others stay calm 'cause a huge freakout isn't gonna help any.
Pay attention to your horoscope when it tells you to stay in bed.
You're dreaming when no one sees the demon but you.
There's nothing wrong with becoming a tax lawyer, married with two kids with a beer gut in a McMansion in the suburbs since it sure beats death and hunting demons.
It's probably not an enjoyable show when the demon kills you Mom.
Try to hide your evilness with a scream.
You shouldn't listen to demons.
Don't trust the guy who talks so casually about killing you and keep your weapon unless you want to be stabbed in the back literally.
Talking won't work on the homicidal uber strong dude who wants to kill you.
Knock the guy out and tie him up so he doesn't go after you again.
Nothing says I'm evil like stabbing a guy in the back.
All Hell Breaks Loose 2
Food is the last thing on a person's mind when someone they love has just been murdered.
Drown your woes with the booze.
The end of the world doesn't matter so much when you've lost a loved one.
Try not to take it so personally when the grief stricken person lashes out.
Sometimes it's best to leave a person alone and let them know they can come to you.
You make a choice to kill people or not.
Desperate times call for desperate measures like driving to a crossroads to make a deal with a demon to get your loved one back.
Even demons stop and smell the roses.
Expect some confusion from the dead loved one that suddenly finds themselves alive again.
Coming back from the dead can really stir up the appetite.
When oceans aren't boiling and frogs aren't raining from the sky take the time to rest up and get your strength back.
Stubborness runs in the family.
When the eyes are swimming have someone else take a looksie.
Expect a lecture for making a deal with a demon to bring back a dead loved one.
Some people are just itching to throw themselves down the pit.
Do the holy water test to make sure your friend is really your friend and not possessed.
Dumb luck can give you your life.
If you have the weapon to kill the demon pull the trigger instead of listening to it drown on.
You don't just get away with killing a guy because that just pisses off the dead guy.
You should really tell a person they were dead before someone else does like the one that killed them.
Red tape can really drive someone nuts.
Don't underestimate a father's love including him clawing his way out of hell to save his sons.
Come clean about the whole raising from the dead thing.
The saving of lives goes both ways.
Look for a loophole to the demon deal.
