The Magnificent Seven
Grab a flashlight when you get stuck in the car while your brother's doing a little entertaining in your room.
Having the lights on and sheer curtains closed doesn't really hide much.
Don't open the door because you just might end up regretting it especially when your brother is in the room with a girl.
Let me see your knife. So I can gouge my eyes out. Sam
There are some parts of a person you don't ever want to see.
Go ahead and eat the bacon cheeseburger for breakfast when you sold your soul.
When in doubt knock and shout Candy Gram before picking the lock.
A really bad smell is so not a good sign when you enter a huse.
Speak before smacking someone around with your gun.
Nothing screams insane and under demonic influence when a girl smashes another into a windshield for an ugly pair of green shoes.
Don't hit on a girl when there's a dead body and work to do.
Don't abuse the I've only got limited time because of my demon deal to save you.
We're no good dead and we're not gonna make a move until we know what the score is. Bobby
Avoid going into demon bars unless you have a death wish.
Drinking drain cleaner is hazardous to your health.
When the door won't open drive the car through it.
Even demons like to have fun like seeing peoples insides on the outside.
You're going to look like death warmed over after a night of exorcising.
It couldn't hurt to try the hoodoo o break the demon deal.
Kill some evil sons of a bitches and raise a little hell when you've only got a year to live.
The Kids Are Alright
Just hug the kid going on about monsters.
If the saw turns itself on when you're leaving the garage pull the plug to hopefully avoid it turning on again and ending up dying a very nasty death.
When in doubt say you felt like pizza to explain the phone call.
Ok Weirdy McWeirderton. Dean
Gumby Girl does that make me Pokey? Dean
You really need to ask when the kid is so much like you and the timing makes it possible that you might be the daddy.
Be careful about telling anyone your thought that your daughter isn't your actual daughter since they'll just think you're crazy.
Ask before eating someone else's fries.
Some girls just love the tall guys.
The mirror can be quite revealing.
Use a and mirror when you want to see waht's on your neck that's bugging you.
It's not your real kid when the door starts rattling and she's screaming to be let in.
It's a bad time to get a person to sell when her ex husband just died in some freaky accidet and her child is seriously spooky.
Give the kid a little advice in dealling with a bully.
A kick to the jewels always works.
Kicking isn't beating up.
Send the car into the lake with the creepy kid inside and just walk home.
The kid isn't hua when you find it sitting thre after sending it into the lake.
Great well we'll bust in grab the kid out, torch them on the front lawn. That'll play great with the neigbors. Dean
Beware of creepy kids that want to hug instead of going to bed.
Cover your eyes when a window's being broken.
Use a jacket for going out the window that was busted open.
Nothing says creepy like changelings on the front yard.
A brick makes a mighty fine weapon so grab one if there's one around.
Get something to stand on like a pail to help people climb out the window.
Only ask for the explanation if you really want to hear it.
Being a Mom can tame the wild girl.
It does matter to know who the person is that is full of the knowledge about your family.
Bad Day At Black Rock
Just hug the kid going on about monsters.
If the saw turns itself on when you're leaving the garage pull the plug to hopefully avoid it turning on again and ending up dying a very nasty death.
When in doubt say you felt like pizza to explain the phone call.
Ok Weirdy McWeirderton. Dean
Gumby Girl does that make me Pokey? Dean
You really need to ask when the kid is so much like you and the timing makes it possible that you might be the daddy.
Be careful about telling anyone your thought that your daughter isn't your actual daughter since they'll just think you're crazy.
Ask before eating someone else's fries.
Some girls just love the tall guys.
The mirror can be quite revealing.
Use a and mirror when you want to see waht's on your neck that's bugging you.
It's not your real kid when the door starts rattling and she's screaming to be let in.
It's a bad time to get a person to sell when her ex husband just died in some freaky accidet and her child is seriously spooky.
Give the kid a little advice in dealling with a bully.
A kick to the jewels always works.
Kicking isn't beating up.
Send the car into the lake with the creepy kid inside and just walk home.
The kid isn't hua when you find it sitting thre after sending it into the lake.
Great well we'll bust in grab the kid out, torch them on the front lawn. That'll play great with the neigbors. Dean
Beware of creepy kids that want to hug instead of going to bed.
Cover your eyes when a window's being broken.
Use a jacket for going out the window that was busted open.
Nothing says creepy like changelings on the front yard.
A brick makes a mighty fine weapon so grab one if there's one around.
Get something to stand on like a pail to help people climb out the window.
Only ask for the explanation if you really want to hear it.
Being a Mom can tame the wild girl.
It does matter to know who the person is that is full of the knowledge about your family.
Sin City
Or it could just be a suicide and a pscho scrapebooker. Dean
Nothing says clasy like a hotel room with a mirrored ceiling.
Get some quarters when the room hs magic fingers.
I gotta hit the head release the hostages. Ritchie
Check to make sure a pries isn't around when talking about someone's ass.
When the bartender's hot and offers you a mean hurricane take it even if you have no clue what it is.
Getting shot smarts a little when you're a demon.
When snooping around turn the phone off.
You're not dealing with a demon when the guy threatens to call the cops.
Just apologize for your psycho seeming behavior and take the bullets with you.
You can track the GPS in a phone.
Give your friend a proper burial instead of leaving him to rot in some skank's basement.
Nothing says buzzkill like a demon caught in a devil's trap hidden by a rug.
Nothing stops an exorcism like wind and a cave in.
Underestimating can be the death of you.
Don't forget to pay for the info and add extra for an address.
When all else fails consult a priest.
Try thank you when a demon says they like you.
I't been kind of liberating actually what's the point about worrying bout a future when you don't have one? Dean
Bedtime Stories
Nothing says crap like droopy wood.
When all else fails go with cinder block.
Run and hde when sometihng homicidal comes calling.
Ifs and maybes aren't enough when dealing with a demon deal.
Psychotc killer rips victims part with brute like verocity.
Nothing says gross like bodies missing chunks of kidneys, lungs, and intestines.
Don't be tempted by pie offered by a harmless old lady who lives in the woods.
Everything is not fine when Granny takes a big knife and makes with the stabbing and carving.
Casually turn awa while the cops walk by and you happen to be a fugitive.
Yes every detail matters. Sam
I'll tell ya one thing there's no way I'm kissing a damn frog. Dean
Dude could you e more gay? Don't answer that? Dean
Who knows maybe you'll fid your fairy godmother. Dean
Meanwhile she has to listen to Dad tell here these deranged stories abut a rabid wolf or a cannibalistic old lady it's enough to drive anybody nuts. Dean
Check to make sure that Grandma's in the car before getting in.
Sometimes you need to let go but at other times you can't.
Red Sky At Morning
It's never a good sign when you see a ship appear and disappear.
Happy perm. Sam
Of course a demon that's a smart ass gets shot.
When in doubt just go with it.
There are a lot of ships out there.
Take a deep breath about breathe instead of panicking about the missing car.
Don't be surprised to get attitude from the one you shot.
Can I shoot her? Dean
Not in public. Sam
If the water in the tub goes all icky don't go near it unless you feel like drowning.
You reall want to come near me when I got a loaded gun in my hands? Dean
Those who have souls try to save the person in danger.
Nothing says I'm a total bitch like telling someone they're a stone's throw from being a serial killer.
There's always something to connect victims.
Don't get nasty about the car.
Knowing you can't save everyone doesn't make you feel better.
Don't objectify me. Dean
Lose the gum when at a fancy party.
Just keep drinking to get through the evening.
Fake passing out to get past the guards.
When all else fails remove cloths and start giggling.
When in doubt say nature called.
You stink like sex. Dean
You got it right? Tell me I didn't get groped all night by Mrs Haversham for nothing. Sam
Sometimes slow torture is the way to go.
Fresh Blood
Carry a weapon at all times just in case you have a psycho encounter.
I don't get out of bed for three grand. Bela
Give a headsup to the psycho coming after the ones that saved your bacon.
I smell good don't I? I taste even better. Dean
Don't drink anything red and thick unless you want to become a vampire.
If lights are too bright and the sun hurts your skin along with smelling and hearing blood pumping you're a vampire.
Head for cover when the psycho duo come calling with guns.
After being a badass grab a slice.
I don't know maybe pick up the phone and tell us that a ragin psychopath is dropping by. Dean
Bela we make it ou of this alive the first thing I'm gonna do is kill you. Dean
Always keep your knife nice and sharp.
It's good to admit you're a monster even if you were one before the fangs.
Sometimes the one you rescue needs killing.
Keep strangling until the head pops off like a grape.
Enjoy a drink after surviving a homicidal psycho encounter with a crazed vampire.
Put your shoulder into it when you're fixing the car.
A Very Supernatural Christmas
Nothing says Merry Christmas like a bloody boot.
So was I right? Was it the serial killing chimney sweep? Dean
Nothing says crazy like Evil Santa.
Don't say you came to watch kids on Santa's lap.
Yeah that would be me and myself making cranberry molds. Dean
Even evil enjoys tasty treats.
Or what you'll eat us? Sam
Expect swearing when you start slicing people up.
Try saying fudge when you feel the urge to swear.
Ya fudging touch me again I'll fudging kill ya. Dean
When stakes aren't handy break up the Christmas tree.
Malleus Maleficarum
It's a very bad thing when a tooth falls out when brushing your teeth followed by the rest of them falling out.
The one under a sink is likely likely to miss some guy to miss some guy being a little evasive.
I hate witches. They're always spewing their bodily fluid everywhere. It's creepy. It's downright unsanitary. Dean
Find the motive to find the murderer.
Always check your food for maggots.
Paul if we hadn't been following you you'd be a doornail right now. Dean
Nothing says curve ball like finding the murderer already dead.
And why does the rabbit always get screwed in the deal? Poor little guy. Dean
There should be actual books in book club.
People don't just spit out their teeth all of a sudden.
A green thumb or magic can account for herbs growing out of season.
They killed the nut job should we uh thank them or what? Dean
Oh I don't know maybe because it's my brother ya black eyed skank. Dean
Kill her with what the gun she fixed for us? Sam
And by the way you seem less and less worried about offing people y know it used to eat you up inside. No but it's just what you're supposed t do. We're supposed to drive in the freaking car and freaking argue about this stuff. You know you go on abut the sanctity of life and all that crap. Dean
You wanna kill me get in line bitch. Dean
Stop calling me bitch. Ruby
It's call witchcraft Short Bus. Ruby
You're the Short Bus. Dean
Philosophy lesson from a demon I'll pass thanks. Dean
Dream A Little Dream Of Me
Go to Pittsburgh when you want to take an extremely lame vacation.
Threaten to bring the person down to the station when the person is reluctant to make with the answers.
When all else fails go with I'm not at liberty to say and this could go on your permanent record.
It's rude to turn down a beer
So how do we find a homicidal sandman? Dean
I don't trust you enough to let you in my car much less Bobby's head. Dean
Well should we dim the lights and sync up The Wizard Of Oz and Dark Side Of The Moon? Dean
We have to drink Bobby's hair? Dean
You know you're tripping on the dream root when it starts raining upside down.
Ok I don't know what's weirder the fact that we're in Bobby's head or that he's dreaming of Better Homes & Gardens. Dean
You're one to talk you're in my friend's head. Sam
Expect someone to come after you when you kill people.
Crankiness comes along with sleep deprivation.
Great well I'm just gonna go blow my brains out now! Dean
Not dreaming for fifteen years makes a person go crazy.
Mystery Spot
Turn the volume up and enjoy the song.
Clean up the toothpaste after using it to avoid the ickness.
Hey Tuesday Pig 'N A Poke. Dean
Check the place just in case.
The guy with the guy is probably not a demon.
Don't shoot the person that's putting the gun down.
A weird dream doesn't necessarily mean clown or midgets.
A day repeating can cause loss of appetite.
Look I'm just saying it's crazy even for us crazy Dingo Ate My Baby Crazy. Dean
Go while the place is open to avoid anyone getting shot after hours.
Even if it sounds too X-Files take a look around anyway.
When you know what's coming it makes it easier to avoid someone getting hit by a car.
Seeing someone you love getting hit by a car and dying is so not cool.
Of course I peed myself a man gets hit by a car you think he has control over his bladder. Dean
Try to aviod having the person die to break the loop when you can't think of anything else.
When in doubt order something different for breakfast.
When all else fails grab an axe and start swinging.
Grab the old guy's keys when he shouldn't be driving.
When the day keeps repeating one tends to get a little grumpy.
When you're repeated the same day over and over hundreds of times even the crappiest song sounds like the most beautiful song you've ever heard.
If a gallon of fresh blood is needed for a ritual you'll need to bleed a person dry.
Hug your loved one when he's not dead.
Not all really weird dreams have clowns or midgets.
Jus In Bello
Get gone instead of picking up the phone when you're hunting a bitch down.
There are some reunions you just don't want.
Stick close to each other when chained together.
When a landing pad isn't available clear out the parking lot so the helicopter can land.
You kinky son of a bitch we don't swing that way. Dean
Try a smile when trying to get the scared girl to get you a towel.
It's kinda wild right? It's like they're coming right for us, never done that before. It's like we got a contract on us. Think it's because we're so awesome? I think it's 'cause we're so awesome. Dean
I shot the Sheriff. Victor
But you didn't shoot the Deputy. Dean
FYI ghosts are real too so are werewolves, vampires, changelings, evil clowns that eat people. If it makes you feel better Bigfoot's a hoax. Dean
Honestly I think the world's gonna end bloody. But it doesn't mean we shouldn't fight. We do have choices. I choose to go down swinging. Dean
And they say chivalry's dead. Does anyone have a breath mint some guts splattered into my mouth when I was killing my way in here? Ruby
Save the chat abut not mentioning the new big bad until after escaping the demonpalooza.
I'm sorry I must have blood in my ear. I thought I just heard you say you were stupid enough to let the Colt get grabbed out of your thick, clumsy, idiotic hands. Ruby
Fine since I don't see that there's any other option there's one other way I know I an get you out of here alive. I know a spell it'll vaporize every demon in a mile radius myself included. So you let the Colt out of your sight and now I have to die. So next time be more careful. How's that for a dying wish? Ruby
Since when do we throw away the rulebook and stop acting like humans? Dean
I got a plan. I'm not saying it's a good plan. I'm not even saying that it's going to work but it sure as hell beats killing a virgin. Dean
When all else fails let them all in and fight.
Hey I was gong to kill myself to help you win. I'm not going to stand here and watch you lose. Ruby
Hide on the roof while all the demon go inside so they cab be trapped inside.
When this is over I'm going to have so much sex but not with you. Nancy
Do you know how to fight a battle? You strike fast and you don't leave any survivors so no one can go running to tell the boss. So next time we go with my plan. Ruby
Ghostfacers
Try to have your HQ in a place that isn't a garage since Dad is bound to open the door at some point.
Don't forget to get a permit.
Fell free to introduce yourself to any potential ghosts.
Don't freak out if you ask for a sign and get one.
Try turning the knob on the door.
Rats are in a word gross.
Save the reunion for across the street and offer to buy icecream.
When the lights go out go with night vision.
Looking through a camera can make the nightmare seem better.
Fear can lead to making out.
Save the fighting for later when you're out of the haunted house.
Check the basement for a bomb shelter.
Stand in a circle made of salt not in the duffle bag you dumbass.
No heartfelt talks during a fucking reality show.
Half awesome is full on good right? Maggie
Yeah I mean it's bizarre you all were able to honor Corbett's memory while grossly exploiting the manner of his death well done. Sam
When you try to show the truth to the world you get a straitjacket or a punch in the face and sometimes both.
Long-Distance Call
Ignore the ringing phone when a dead loved one keeps calling you and shut the ringer off.
Kill the evil ringing phone.
Ghosts don't actually need a working phone to call you.
Always go with the platinum memberships.
A phone guy doesn't drive a rental car and wear a cheap suit.
It is strange when a girl starts talking to her dead mom on the phone.
Start with a Hello when your dead loved one calls you.
Don't forget to check the motel pamphlet rack.
Some people enjoy using quotey fingers.
Do not listen when the computer starts talking to you.
Guess I'm big game, huh you know? My ass is too sweet to let out of sight. Dean
News flash, Sam people are supposed to be freaked out by ghosts! Dean
You can't always just go on blind faith.
Make sure to to tell your kids not to pay attention to calls on toy phones especially calls from dead people.
There's a lot of information flating out there about you.
Technology makes life so much easier. Clark
Hope doesn't get you jack squat. Dean
When the moment's gone have some beer and watch some TV.
Time Is On My Side
No time for a drink when you have to be up at the crack of dawn in the morning.
Staying young is a brutal business.
If someone locks you in your trunk it probably won't end well.
It is very unlikely that you've encountered a guy with his guts hanging out.
Who doesn't want to hunt some zombies?
Zombie with skills Dr Quinn Medicine Zombie. Dean
You're not very chatty after getting your kidney stolen.
No maggot talk while a person's eating.
Don't let the food suffer so go on and eat it.
Run inside or something to avoid getting taken by a psycho organ stealing monster.
It is totally understandable to scream when your heart is being removed scalpel or not.
Slicey McHacky isn't one to buy a beer for.
When all else fails bring out the booze.
Enjoy the good stuff instead of the whiskey from a plastic jug.
Ears are as unique to humans as fingerprints. Rufus
Run down Slicey McHacky before driving away.
Don't move unless you want a bullet in you.
Great let me guess I got to drink blood out of a baby's skull. Dean
There is so something to worry about when someone wants to scoop out your eyes.
Slicing and dicing poeple makes you a monster even if you were human at one point.
Leave blowup dolls for the bitch to kill before the hell hounds come for her.
Really wow demons untrustworthy shocker. Dean
No Rest For The Wicked
Now when that bitch breathes the air comes out crooked. Dean
Bring down the room is a gift.
Go in smart or not at all.
Try calling instead of summoning after all it is the 21st century.
If I told you, you two yahoos would have just charged after her half cocked and Lilith would have peeled the meat from your pretty, pretty faces. Ruby
Um demon manipulative's kinda in the job description. Ruby
What are you gonna Carrie stare and Lilith goes poof. Dean
One little knife isn't very smart.
Be careful about what you say around your demon possessed child.
Do I look like a ditchable prom date to you? Bobby
Family don't end with blood boy. Bobby
And don't be stopping to pee every ten minutes either. Bobby
No misty goodbye speech to avoid things being socially awkward.
Bon Jovi on occasion rocks. Dean
Go on and sing before your unavoidable trip to hell.
Well you got over five hours to go you're piercing the veil Dean glimpsing the B side. Bobby
Speak in English instead of New Agey when explaining something.
You're almost hell's bitch so you can see hell's other bitches. Bobby
Well I'm glad my doomed soul is good for something. Dean
Nobody scream okay? Screaming makes me mad. Lilith
Instead of wiping the bloody blade on your sleeve try the grass.
I'd like my knife back please or you neck snaps like a chicken bone. Ruby
Save the catfight until after all the battle of the demons.
So is this your big plan huh? Drag me to hell, kill Sam and then what become Queen Bitch? Dean
