Moonlight Dwelling

Sympathy For The Devil

Grab the oxygen mask and hang on when the plane's going down.

Look before you swing though although the idiot that released the Devil deserves at least a smack.

I have a molar in my hair. Chuck

Always make sure to check your head for molars when an angel is destroyed near you.

You just keep your distance Asshat. Dean

Cram it with walnuts Ugly. Dean

Just clean up the mess instead of putting it under a microscope.

Grope away when you happen to be around a Winchester. 

Oh yeah life as an angel condom. That's real fun. Dean

Um could you do me a favor there Satan and remind me to quite drinking before I go to bed? Nick

I got no idea. But what I do have is a GED and a give 'em hell attitude. Dean

Once the trust is gone it can be hard to get back or it might not ever get back to the way it was before you started drinking the bitch blood and chose a demon over your family.

Good God, Y'All

When in doubt try a back rub.

Expect a call when the angel needs to reach out and touch you because you have that sigil that makes you invisible to all angels.

Try New Mexico I hear he's on a tortilla. Dean

No he's not on flat bread. Castiel

Let people know that you're not dead otherwise you might find yourself getting slapped after you were hugged.

One tends to embrace the paranormal when the wife comes after you with a brick and her eyes turn black.

You don't just get over the bitch blood.

Random can be very helpful.