Moonlight Dwelling

She's So Vain

Vain

Dosed with the obsession

Looking in the mirror at the time

Became enamored with herself

Her greatest love of all

A reflection so perfect

Wanting to be inside it

Fell in the water

Embraced by it
Came to the conclusion

That she was the only person for her

The ultimate in fantasy

Snapped out of it with a slight headache

Not just the silly sidekick

Perfect In Every Way

Fortunately I have a brilliant sense of humor.

I'm not going to waste my time jumping up and down for a stupid piece of parchment flying in the air.

I don't want to be seen in public with Joxer with him eating bugs and other strange things.

My hair smells so good

My opinion of myself has not changed one iota.

Lookin' good.

A sword will do in a pinch as a mirror.

Even my calluses are perfect.

The Scrolls

I need more me to add verve and character.

A scroll should be sung not told.

Well listen to my story about Gabrielle

A cute little gal that's looking really swell

Perfect hair such a lovely lass

Nice round breasts and a firm young -

I'm the ultimate fantasy.

Could Be Deadly

No I'm sorry Joxer I take off my clothes I could kill you. Beauty can do that. Did I just say that? Is Xena right? Have I gone too far? Am I obsessed with myself? No what's not to like right?

Well you'll have to show me fr om here this little minx is staying on dry land.

She wants me to fist a fish. I can barely say it much less do it.

She just doesn't appreciate the truly great work of art that I am.

Not the lips. Please I chap so easily.

My Reflection

I was trying to kiss my reflection in the water. I couldn't resist it. I leaned over and I tried to press my lips. It was like my reflection embraced me. I sank into it. I was surrounded by it. And then you, you pulled me up and I looked into your eyes and Xena I finally realized there can only be one person for me in my life me. Hey I let you save me.

Superior In All Ways

I'll just use my superior intelligence and overall good judgment in all situations to handle this.

Hmm I'm not sure about these boots and this skirt maybe I'll ask Xena if she thinks they work together.

Just because I'd look as beautiful in a sack doesn't mean I'm not fashion conscious.

My Perfect Hair

You cut my hair my little golden fleece.

Of course its perfect it's my hair.

A Wig!

A bent nail? You cut my hair to put a wig on a bent nail.

You are not sacrificing my hair for a fish.

Any Fish You Want

Xena why don't I just find some local villagers I'll lure them in with my eloquent speech, snap my fingers and you can any fish that you want.

Overshadowing Me!

What worked trying to overshadow my dynamic personality with some mud? Has that been the point to all this? It's beginning to make sense. Fishing. Solarus. Right. Now I understand. You're jealous. Of me. All this time Xena I've tried to let it go you know and it hasn't been easy. I have tried to be humble with you but you pushed me too far. No don't. I haven't seen this diamond. Yes you say that it's stolen and I took your word for it but you bring me here where no one can appreciate my radiance. No one! No competition for you. No. Solarus the fish please.

No Good And Fishing

There's no such thing as a good day's fishing. A day without fish is good.

Specialness

Unless your brother was an Adonis he and I are nothing alike. Isn't there anyone here who could appreciate my specialness?

Swinging in a tree with a naked Joxer except for socks isn't my idea of fun.

My Pink Nightie

A garment of this quality can only adorn a perfect body.

Okay I'll make an exception when Joxer is naked because I really don't want to look at that.

Bottoms Up

I'd rather have a few ants which I can spit out instead of furious thug thug with the Ape Man.

I Knew It

She's come for me I knew she would. She can't live without me a minute. Not that I can blame her.

Unrivaled Beauty

You saved me. Xena the world will thank you for rescuing such an unrivaled beauty. Your name will be legendary like Gabrielle the Great, Gabrielle of Troy, Our Lady Gabrielle, Gabrielle of the Nile. Wait there's more Gabrielle of Olympia, Gabrielle and the Four Seasons.

I'm just highlighting perfection with some berry juice.

It's good that Xena was able to admit that I'm perfect. I know how hard that had to be for her.

I realize the envy I inspire.

Perfection Is Mine

Let's go Xena. To get the diamond if it's perfection I should possess it.

Chased Again

Hold it boys. You think I'm not used to men chasing me. It's the same old story. I can't believe that I'm beginning to chafe. Okay look I'm sure that even people of your ilk can appreciate perfection right?

Have you no understanding of absolute inviolate comeliness?

I don't wanna break a nail.

Oh no these ropes are gonna cause my outfit to wrinkle. It's my duty to be freshly attired at all times.

A Symbol Has To Do

It is too bad that people can't see the real thing. I guess a symbol of it will have to do.

I just love the way my eyes glow in the sunlight.