Moonlight Dwelling

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Mind control would be pretty awesome but I wouldn't use it for evil. Seriously I wouldn't. I wouldn't live in a van either but I thought the disco ball was a nice touch. Yikes talk about your world being turned upside down when you find out that you have an evil twin that wants you all to himself. That is pretty damn twisted if you ask me. Yes I know you didn't but I'm answering anyway since I'm the one talking here. A van wouldn't work since I believe that vans if they came in evil would fall into that category and what do I need a car for when I don't drive. That would just be a waste.

Beware of the guy with the yellow eyes in your dream. If you see him don't pay any attention to what he says since he's evil. Good people just don't have eyes like that unless there are aliens that do but I have no idea since I haven't had any close encounters at least not that I'm aware of. So it's actually a good thing to not remember dreams just in case someone pops in to attempt to turn you all evil. Mind control doesn't count so anything revealed under it gets tossed and go on and sing when you have a song stuck in your head when you're trying to get it out.

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