Moonlight Dwelling

"What are you doing Vicki?"

"I'm sniffing the door frame. What's it look like I'm doing?"

Vicki kept sniffing the door frame and she even got down on her knees to sniff the floor.

"I guess I should be asking why are you sniffing the door frame."

Not looking up Vicki said, "I'm looking for chocolate."

"Did I go insane without anyone telling me? You're looking for chocolate by sniffing the door frame."

"Did you forget that I'm a vampire Mike?"

"No but I'm still confused. Why are you looking for chocolate when blood is your poison?"

"I'm trying to cut down on blood. I don't want to get a blood belly."

"So you'd rather get a chocolate one instead."

Mike slapped his hand over his face unable to believe what he'd just said.

By Barbara Desmond