In My Time Of Dying: Not all Reapers are alike but nice or not you don't really want to run into one.
Everybody Loves A Clown: Never open the door for a clown to avoid becoming an orphan.
Bloodlust: Just because something is considered evil doesn't automatically make it true.
Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things: Don't even think about bringing a zombie home.
Simon Said: Hell hath no fury like an evil twin working the mind control.
No Exit: Sometimes the only plan is using bait.
The Usual Suspects: It's kinda hard to talk when your throat has been slit.
Crossroad Blues: Try to avoid making deals with demons because they tend not to turn out good.
Croatoan: Beware of towns where you find this word.
Hunted: Go to save the weirdo ass in your vision so he doesn't blow up.
Playthings: A promise is a promise even when the one asking you is drunk.
Night Shifter: Try to avoid catching the attention of the FBI.
Houses Of The Holy: Don't be so quick to kill because an angel told ya to unless you want to be locked up.
Born Under A Bad Sign: There could be a logical explanation like the person being possessed.
Tall Tales: When things are even weirder than usual there might be a trickster behind it.
Road Kill: All you can do is hold on to hope that a better place awaits you on the other side.
Heart: Saving the girl doesn't always go the way you want it to.
Hollywood Babylon: Summoning ghosts is hazardous to your health as well as others.
Poison Prison Blues: Add really to the pretty sure to add that comforting touch.
What Is And What Should Never Be: It's not easy being a hero but someone's gotta do it.
All Hell Breaks Loose 1: Some people give in to evil easier than others.
All Hell Breaks Loose 2: Feel free to kill the guy that killed you first.
The Magnificent Seven: Try to avoid going into demon bars.
The Kids Are Alright: There could be a very good reason the kids are so damn creepy.
Bad Day At Black Rock: Steer clear of a rabbit's foot 'cause it might be cursed.
Sin City: Throw some holy water just in case.
Bedtime Stories: Don't read fairy tales to your comatose daughter.
Red Sky At Morning: Just when you think your opinion of someone can't get any lower you find out something else that disgusts you.
Fresh Blood: Ding dong the psycho's gone when his head pops off.
A Very Supernatural Christmas: Beware of wreaths made of meadow sweet.
Fresh Blood: Make sure to let a person know that there's a psychopath on the way.
Malleus Maleficarum: Hellraiser portrays hell pretty accurately except for the custom leather.
Dream A Little Dream Of Me: Dream root can lead to some serious weirdness.
Mystery Spot: Being stuck in the same day over and over and over just plain sucks.
Jus In Bellos: Try thinking of the greater good when battling since one death is better than many.
Ghostfacers: Don't allow another crappy reality show get the chance to hit the airwaves especially when you're supposed to be dead.
Long-Distance Call: Don't be so quick to believe that your dead loved one is calling you.
Time Is On My Side: Remember the maggots eat bad tissue and leave the good tissue behind.
No Rest For The Wicked: Even demons go on vacation sometime.
Lazarus Rising: Seances can be hazardous to your eyeballs.
Can You Hear Me, God? It's Me... Dean Winchester: Don't piss off the angel since he might throw you back into the hot box which would be really bad.
In The Beginning: Sadly you can't change the path but apparently angels can be total dicks threatening you which isn't very angelic.
Metamorphosis: Just because a word sounds made up doesn't mean it is like ruguru.
Monster Movie: Be careful of a chick that constantly folds and blots on a napkin since she might turn out to be big trouble.
Yellow Fever: Liquid courage is the way to go when you come down with a case of Ghost Sickness.
Its The Great Pumpkin Sam Winchester:
Wishful Thinking: Don't wish your Teddy Bear real since the poor thing will just try to blow his stuffing out and be bummed that he isn't dead when it doesn't work.
Heaven And Hell: It can be easy to confuse porn with reality.
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