Moonlight Dwelling

He went through his mental list on what was needed to become a warrior. He had armor that could double for cooking utensils which came in handy since a warrior had to be prepared for anything and everything.

"Care for a drink Baby Cakes."

"That'd be great Meg I'm doing some thinking."

"Whatever you say Sweet Cheeks."

She whispered in his ear telling him to meet her by the waterfall when the moon was high in the sky.

"Gosh dark it what am I missing? Maybe if I write stuff down I'll figure it out."

He grabbed a piece of scroll that was lying on the counter along with a quill and dipped it into a bottle of ink.

1. Armor

2. Gauntlets

3. Sword and scabbard

4. War cry

"I now what I need to become the greatest warrior in he known world. It was staring me in the face all this time."

He got up and waving to Meg as we walked to the door.

"Joxer where are you going?"

"I'm going to go out to get a tan. Hercules is all tanned and stuff so I need a tan."

"So I'll see you later."

Joxer blew her a kiss as he walked out. He went to a secluded spot where he took his shirt off to get some sun. He ended up falling asleep and woke up when Meg shook him.

"Ow that hurts."

By Barbara Desmond