When you're in the shower and brown comes out of the drain get out before the shower tries to kill you.
A nun or any chick is totally screwed when she's locked in with a bunch of crazies.
Nine, ten he's back again
No one likes a bitchy blonde.
It's not a once in a lifetime opportunity when it's not your dream.
Help the choking girl instead of laughing at her because that could be the difference between life and death.
When it's an emergency borrow the motorcycle.
Hey Danny better not dream and die. Freddy
Doctors can be a royal pain in the ass.
Yeah prissy parents can drive you nuts. Greta
It's not a once in a lifetime opportunity when it's not your dream.
Help the choking girl instead of laughing because that could be the difference between life and death.
Don't be afraid to think outside the box since strange things happen.
Never trust a guy with funny figners.
Some people just can't stand the sight of blood even if the person draws it.
Need to enter a picture just draw a stick figure and don't forget to include your name above it.
Just because someone sounds insane doesn't mean she is.
Hello what happened to patient doctor confidentiality.
Watch your mouth around doctors after all you might not be able to trust him.
Time to die you scar faced lint dick. Mark
Told ya comic books was bad for ya.
If possible bring someone with you to an asylum even if it's closed and abandoned.
It's a good idea to have some kind of weapon since it might come in handy to break down a wall for instance.
Always have bug spray on hand just in case.
Kids always a disappointment. Freddy