"What in the hell are you doing Damon?"
Stefan walked into the living room where he found Damon with pom poms jumping around.
"I told you I'm going to try out for cheerleading."
"Have you gone crazy?"
Damon shook the pom poms.
"No brother I'm a genius. Did you see all the lovelies that cheer including Caroline."
Stefan's right eyebrow rose up and once again Damon wondered how he had so much control over his eyebrows. His left one would rise when he was happy while his right one while he was just annoyed and both when he was pissed off. He tried doing a split but ended up ripping his pants.
"Oops I probably should take these jeans off."
"You've lost your mind haven't you? Did you drink from a crazy person?"
Damon decided to check Zack's closet for a pair of sweats so he could practice his splits.
"Damon this needs to stop."
Damon ignored Stefan and decided to come up with his own cheer. He could just whammy the cheerleading coach and whoever else that asked questions about him joining the squad. He wasn't going to let his brother ruin things for him although he wasn't so sure about the outfit although he knew he had great legs. He'd have to try on the cheerleading outfit first before deciding on whether or not he wanted to wear one or get something else to wear.
"I wonder if I'd need to shave my legs."
By Barbara Desmond
