"Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?"
"Don't worry Bella I'll take good care of Edward."
"You didn't answer my question."
"Don't worry no nude girls at the party."
Bella just looked at Jasper wondering what went on in that head of his.
"Later Jacob."
Bella decided to ask Alice about vampire bachelor parties.
"On second thought she might start talking about a bachelorette party."
Bella shuddered at the thought as she walked outside and walked to the car to make her escape before getting ambushed by Alice.
By Barbara Desmond