Moonlight Dwelling

Slayers, Vampires, Witches, Fairies, Demons, Winchesters Oh My!

Season one

Pilot: When questions are swirling in your head you need answers.
 
Credit Where Credit's Due: What goes around comes around so don't be surprised when what you did catches up with you.
 
Meet John Smith: A person needs to know the truth one way or the other.
 
The Wrath Of Con: Go skinny dipping once in your life but make the others wait in the car.
 
You Think You Know Somebody: Finding something out can change how you feel about someone.
 
Return Of The Kane: Always check your back for a knife.
 
The Girl Next Door: To keep things buried or not is the question.
 
Like A Virgin: Don't judge someone before you know them instead of taking the trash talk as gospel.
 
Drinking The Kool-Aid: Dollar signs can cause some people to take extreme measures.
 
An Echolls Family Christmas: Nothing says Merry Christmas like fake snow and the cheating spouse getting stabbed while carolers are caroling.
 
Silence Of The Lamb: It ain't over till it's over.
 
Clash Of The Tritons: Nothing says scum like a cheat spewing threats.
 
Lord Of The Bling: Let a person explain before writing them off.
 
Mars VS. Mars: Sometimes you can be totally wrong about a person.
 
Ruskie Business: Nothing like puking in the car to be just like old times.
 
Betty And Veronica: The smallest thing can totally bust ya.
 
Kane's And Abel's: Sometimes trying to help ends up biting you on the ass.
 
Weapons Of Class Destruction: Things aren't always so clear cut when it comes to the good guys and the bad guys.
 
Hot Dogs: Carry a tazer around since it could be very helpful in getting your beloved pooch back.
 
M.A.D.: A person isn't always at a hotel for the most obvious of reasons with the girlfriend.
 
A Trip To The Dentist: Some surprises are good while others are not so much.
 
Leave It To Beaver: The truth always comes out sooner or later.

Season two

Normal Is The Watchword: There are just some things you can't escape from.
 
Driver Ed: Nothing says morbid like selling merchandise that cashes in on tragedy unless the money goes to the victims families.
 
Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang: Sometimes when you want answers you end up with some unexpected results. 
 
Green-Eyed Monster: Not saying who you are after being caught snooping around doesn't put you in a good light.
 
Blast From The Past: Be careful about who you confide in to avoid getting humiliated on TV.
 
Rat Saw God: Good advice is good advice no matter who it comes from.
 
Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner: Sadly there are some people that just plain suck.
 
Ahoy Mateys!: Don't get caught getting straddled to avoid a camp that attempts to deprogram you.
 
My Mother, The Fiend: Just one letter can make all the difference in the world.
 
One Angry Veronica: Don't blind yourself to the truth because of a so called good family.
 
Donut Run: Sometimes you have to let the one you love go when someone's well being is at stake.
 
Richard And Wallace Go To White Castle: You never know who you'll find riding the bus.
 
Ain't No Magic Mountain High Enough: Keep your lips zipped when roller coasters are at stake.
 
Versatile Toppings: Five minutes is plenty of time to cause some serious trouble like setting off a bomb that kills a bus of people.
 
The Quick And The Wed: Remember you get to keep the ring if he calls off the wedding.
 
The Rapes Of Graff: Don't let yourself get cornered by some moron that starts tallying your points.
 
Plan B: If the original plan doesn't work go with the backup.
 
I Am God: Dreams can be very strange things.
 
Nevermind The Buttocks: As odd as it sounds a lie can sometimes be told for the welfare of a person.
 
Look Who's Stalking: Don't believe what the guy says when he's drunk to avoid getting hurt.
 
Happy Go Lucky: Unfortunately the guilty can go free especially when the guy's rich.
 
Not Pictured: it's good when the deranged get what they deserve.

Season three

Welcome Wagon: Just because someone has a clipboard doesn't make her part of the Welcome Wagon.
 
My Big Fat Greek Rush Week: Deprive the bad guys of the money and instead give it to those who need it.
 
Witchita Linebacker: Expand your horizons with new things when you go to college.
 
Charlie Don't Surf: Don't be so quick to judge a person who's just looking for the truth.
 
President Evil: Desperate times like a dying child calls for a little kidnapping in order to save a life from being extinguished much too soon.
 
Hi, Infidelity: Nearly dying can cause a person to do something they normally wouldn't.
 
Of Vice And Men: Never leave a drink and walk away since that's a good way to get yourself drugged.
 
Lord Of The PIs: You'll never look at an Easter egg without shuddering after a guy gets one shoved up his ass.
 
Spit & Eggs: Throwing eggs leads to less badness because rocks cause way more damage and way more trouble.
 
Show Me The Monkey: Kill all the rats you want but hands off the monkeys.
 
Poughkeepsie, Tramps, & Thieves: Heed the advice you get from a hooker.
 
There's Got To Be A Morning After Pill: Go with a softer version of the revenge thing as a sign of growth.
 
Postgame Mortem: You have to get out of the robe sometime.
 
Mars, Bar: Things can change in the blink of an eye.
 
Papa's Cabin: Don't trust the weasel since they can turn out to be the bad guy.
 
Un-American Graffiti: Paintballs might not kill but they do hurt.
 
Debasement Tapes: Skinny dipping leads to getting arrested.
 
I Know What You'll Do Next Summer: A monkey might not give the air of being a professional.
 
Weevils Wobble But They Don't Go Down: Check the room for a camera before having sex.
 
The Bitch Is Back: When sneaking into a place lose the sweater that could snag on a nail.