Normal Is The Watchword: There are just some things you can't escape from.
Driver Ed: Nothing says morbid like selling merchandise that cashes in on tragedy unless the money goes to the victims families.
Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang: Sometimes when you want answers you end up with some unexpected results.
Green-Eyed Monster: Not saying who you are after being caught snooping around doesn't put you in a good light.
Blast From The Past: Be careful about who you confide in to avoid getting humiliated on TV.
Rat Saw God: Good advice is good advice no matter who it comes from.
Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner: Sadly there are some people that just plain suck.
Ahoy Mateys!: Don't get caught getting straddled to avoid a camp that attempts to deprogram you.
My Mother, The Fiend: Just one letter can make all the difference in the world.
One Angry Veronica: Don't blind yourself to the truth because of a so called good family.
Donut Run: Sometimes you have to let the one you love go when someone's well being is at stake.
Richard And Wallace Go To White Castle: You never know who you'll find riding the bus.
Ain't No Magic Mountain High Enough: Keep your lips zipped when roller coasters are at stake.
Versatile Toppings: Five minutes is plenty of time to cause some serious trouble like setting off a bomb that kills a bus of people.
The Quick And The Wed: Remember you get to keep the ring if he calls off the wedding.
The Rapes Of Graff: Don't let yourself get cornered by some moron that starts tallying your points.
Plan B: If the original plan doesn't work go with the backup.
I Am God: Dreams can be very strange things.
Nevermind The Buttocks: As odd as it sounds a lie can sometimes be told for the welfare of a person.
Look Who's Stalking: Don't believe what the guy says when he's drunk to avoid getting hurt.
Happy Go Lucky: Unfortunately the guilty can go free especially when the guy's rich.
Not Pictured: it's good when the deranged get what they deserve.