Moonlight Dwelling

Any witch worthy of the title has at least one minion like an ogre.

Yell at the incompetent ogre when he messes up.

Call the minion names when he messes up.

Steal away magical objects from pixies and turn them into fairy dust.

When you need a tracker get a troll.

A fashionable witch has a wardrobe with their initial somewhere on it.

Threaten to turn your minion into something they didn't think possible.

A good plan includes turning a pixie into fairy dust.

Keep your sense alert for an intruder.

When needed split yourself to get the pesky intruder.

No one messes with a senior witch.

Be a total witch about it when you are running out of patience.

Have the appropriate laugh after all if the cackle doesn't fit you're a sorry excuse for a witch.

Fairies can't last long on ice so it's a good way to make them talk.

Teach the firsties a real lesson.

When in doubt summon an ice coffin.

Each day should be filled with nastiness and trouble making.

Sabotage the dance at Alfea.

Remember to be as witchy as possible when you want to be the best witch you can be.

The worst witch always wins.

When possible kill two birds with one stone.

It's good to be abominable.

A good night is filled with wickedness and as a bonus unchucking and projectile vomiting.

No witching about your footwear.

When you have to walk wear comfy shoes.

If you're the one holding the map look and see for yourself how far away you are to your destination.

When traveling in tunnels don't forget to bring a flashlight.

Always have the right spell to fit the occasion.

Make gifts memorable by cursing them.

Punish the pixies that counterspell you but do it at the right time especially when you have more pressing matters to attend to.

You can't always go with your personal favorite.

Throw away eggs with a weird sound coming from it otherwise you might end up stalked by a duck.

Hide the ogre in the closet.

Break rules especially when it's for the greater evil.

Get rid of anything that will threaten plans of wickedness.

When all else fails blow a hole in the craft to let it crash.

Patience is a necessary evil.

Lure the troll with the lovely Fume To Doom perfume to get rid of him.

Any witch worth her evil despises cute.

Trick the fairy by sending an invite to her supposedly from the loser of her dreams.

A plan rules when you get to kill two newts with one footstall.

A good witch enjoys a fairy getting her little heart broken.

For the greater evil sometimes a witch has to disguise herself as a fairy.

Lure the fairies into a trap by tricking them.

You can always count on the soft heart of a fairy to give you what you want when there's a threat of a mortal coil.

Always be ready to bring it against those pixies.

Power spells can really take a lot out of you.

When in doubt try the Witch Wide Web.

Have the ogre clean up the room.

A real witch doesn't let such an offense as a pixie sneaking on witch turf unpunished.

Don't think outside of Pandora's box and love each other.

Take advantage of an empty school all the better to destroy.

Be flexible after all things don't always go as planned.

Better to burn in the flames of Brahalla before letting a handful of pixies get in your way.

Summon the Wisperian Crystals to find what you seek.

Nothing spoil's a pixie part like summoning a Cretian Minotaur.

Scream and ice the annoying little duck.

Recognize awesome dark energy coming from those that you can use at some later point.

There is a time and place for play so focus on the plan and play later when not in the middle of something.

Wreak all the havoc you wish just don't make fools of yourself.

Don't let the fairies embarrass you and your school.

Rub the perk little noses in the mud and rain sludge on their parade.

Break hearts and bones.

Bring tears to pixe eyes to consider it a good day.

Sabotage and frame a pixie without getting caught.

Save the catfight for later and cause trouble first.

No use of that four letter word that starts with the letter L.

Save the punishment for later after enjoying your little show of wickedness.

Cast a love spell to gain an ally with some wicked energy that can be used.

In modern times the cauldron is so out when you can just zap them in the microwave.

Give the guy your hypno eyes to make him your pet to do whatever you want with.

A pixie wandering into Cloud Tower territory doesn't just get to leave until we're done with them.

No matter how disgusting a wart is no challenge for any self respecting witch.

Make an example of any pixie that doesn't know their place.

Throw fire balls at the pixie you're chasing.

When a double scoop isn't gonna cut it go with a triple.

Pay attention to your crystal to show you what you've been searching for.

Don't let a firstie ruin your rep.

Use the new pet to spy on your enemies.

Warm up before astral traveling.

If possible have your plan be both convenient and wicked all at once.

If you can't do something as simple as making a fairy really mad you don't deserve to be called witches.

Turn the Magical Reality Chamber into a Chamber Of Doom.

Have your dolls ready when you need to astral travel.

Mess the pixie up when you have her surrouned.

Add some hail and rain when doing the Cosmic Witcha.

Do whatever it takes to get what you want.

Even a witch can have fun at a beauty contest if she's wickedly creative.

Arrange to have a Freshman do your homework for the rest of the year in order to win a silly beauty contest.

Dump your loser friend and go for the popular girls.

Causing a fairy's dream is wickedly fun.

Rules are made to be broken.

Make the grand finale grand by letter the carpet push her.

If the girl can walk see if she can skate.

Send as many contestants to the hospital as possible.

Don't let some Princess two step her way to the ground.

Favorite spells don't include friends but road kill.

Your powers can double in strength during a full moon.

Have a wonderful welcome for the uninvited guests like making the pixie think she's really a witch related to the original coven.

Don't hang out with losers.

Flame the stupid tree.

Get a real pet like a flying fire python.

Zap the duck when he's being disrespectful.

Stay focused on the thing you're going to steal instead of trivial matters.

A real witch won't fall for an illusion after all it's a firstie trick.

A real witch doesn't have to rely on illusion.

Summoning a nightmare gargoyle is crossing the line and grounds for expulsion.

Timing is everything when it comes to spell casting and gathering the needed ingredients.

The best pet is the kind that comes pretrained.

It's always funnest when the perky pixies can't fight back.

It's better to give nightmares instead of sweet dreams.

Know when it's time to show the pixies what's what.

Try to look on the dark side of things.

The important thing is not to get caught when doing your witching.

Make others pay for getting you into trouble.

Take advantage of any opportunity when a pesky pixie it's all alone and vulnerable.

Pack light when taking a quick trip to Earth.

Hugs are for losers.

Take what you want by force if necessary.

Send your ogre to Ogre Pilates to buff him up.

It if has wings pin it to the wall.

Threaten to flush them down the vortex toilet unless you get what you want.

Keep up with the chat rooms for the latest news.

Wanting to rule the school if one thing while the universe is quite another.

It's so funny to turn a fairy inside out so the wings on the inside.

No witch must ever summon the Army Of Decay because it will destroy everything which would totally defeat the purpose.

Witches make really bad girlfriends.

Don't let pixies leaving the planet for another gen in the way of wreaking havoc on them.

Spell the dragons to do your bidding.

A couple of girls might be too much for a bunch of boys.

Use an arcna cam to find out what's going on.

Think of something really gruesome to make the pixie cry and beg for mercy.

Go for something diabolic and fun all at the same time.

When there's a Mayhem Drill go up to the terrace. Exit safely and calmly. Do a headcount, Everyone stay together.

Team work is vital when working to get out of the dungeon when an Arkanan lock is involved.

In certain circumstances witches need to ally themselves with the fairies and the heroes.

Remember the mayhem drill procedure when you need to evacuate the school.

Wear a survival cloak to protect yourself.

Even fairies can be very brave although that shouldn't be shared with them.

In terms of extreme duress such as over zealous witches summoning the Army Of Decay requires joining with the three points of magic.

When a large group of witches needs to travel use a vorpal tunnel.

Don't resist when traveling by vorpal tunnel.

Traveling by vorpal tunnel can make a witch grumpy.

Even witches can make mistakes.

A witch that tries to take over the realm lands you in DoGooders Boot Camp.

What do you call a fairy without her wings? Dragon Food

And what do you call a fairy with her wings? Dragon Food

Be careful where you wander in Cloud Tower.

A witch's magic comes from dark energy which can be conjured up for mayhem or misery by tapping into ones own dark feelings. Griffin

If you come across a hungry little kitten crying pitifully in an alley what would you do? Griffin

 The answer is quite different when you're going to Cloud Tower.

That kitten's misery would give you enough dark energy to cast at least three Skin Rot Spells. Griffin

Bad things happen to those who can't control their dark energy. Griffin

Remember ladies focus on the thing you detest. Zero in on how much you despise it and use that disgust to create your energy. Griffin

Now remember everyone the secret to powerful witchcraft is to embrace darkness and suppress anything light. Griffin

Red is a sign of very dark magic.

Even a witch enjoys going shopping

Think about your differences as positive things, think of all you can learn from each other. Mirta

We're going to focus on turning your personal demons into well demons with big horns that will do your evil bidding for you. Zarusta

Everyone has demons my dear. Zarusta

Cat Fight Spell

Now close your eyes and focus on your friend. Think of all the times your friends hurt your feelings or betrayed you. Think of when a friend tried to make you feel dumb in front of others. Think of when they tried to steal your boyfriend.

Never interrupt the meditation.

Use live bait to buy yourself some time.

A witch never apologizes for getting spelled by a more powerful foe then again a witch never asks for help from a fairy or a hero either but under the circumstances I'm afraid we have to. Griffen