Moonlight Dwelling

Eli grabbed Gabrielle's arm to stop her from going after Indrigit.

"Eli let me go."

Gabrielle wanted to scream as she watched Xena being farted on. She just couldn't bear to see her friend trapped in that brown cloud. Stomping on Eli's foot she reached for her staff.

"Okay asshole you're getting a can of whup ass unleashed on you."

Indrigit just laughed as he ripped the staff out of Gabrielle's hands.

"Yodel lee eee hoo!"

Indrigit turned away and Gabrielle walked back to Eli.

"What was that?"

"Xena's accessed the power of the yodel."

"Excuse me?"

"Xena talked to Krishna and she invoked his yodeling power."

Gabrielle had no idea what Eli was talking about but he seemed pretty confident about things.

"Don't worry with the power of yodeling she'll destroy Indrigit.

"Or she could cut off his head."

By Barbara Desmond