Moonlight Dwelling

  1. You have a lair in a mausoleum since humans usually don't live in them because that's more of a dead residence.

  2. You rape your sister and pin it on her boyfriend.

  3. You blackmail everyone in town that has a secret which actually is a pretty good way to earn money since there are lots of people willing to pay to have their secret remain secret.

  4. you go around spying on everyone since the town conveniently has secret passageways in all the hot spots which makes for interesting eavesdropping since everyone in town talks to themselves when they're alone and not aware of someone listening in.

  5. You can't figure out if you want to dress up as a man or a woman so you go halfsies along with a creepy ass mask and ruby red slippers.

  6. You kidnap the object of you obsession and tie him to a chair in his underwear.

  7. You have an affair with your Uncle knowing he's your Uncle.

  8. You go around killing people.

  9. You have an affair with your father as the you that's been hiding in plain sight for years.

10. You get pregnant with your father's child.

11. You get your Mom drunk and force her to operate on your Father who's penis has been severed so it's smaller and put on backwards leaving him with the very likelihood that an erection could kill him.

12. You pick poisoned mushrooms to use to kill a bunch of people including your parents at a rehearsal dinner in a church.

13. You have a fake scar that's your friend. Who knows maybe they'll let you have it in your padded cell since it's your only friend on the world.